Arrived at Misfitland on January 11 2022 Visitor for now
GunnerBoy the INTELLIGENT I am!! I think about things!! I watch and learn!! I absorb!! I get my knowledge from other's!! I have been here a very short time but I already know most of the ropes!! I know I can open the refrigerator but after being told NO THAT'S NOT MINE a few times I quit.. Now I just sit on top of it like a good boy.. At first she thought she was gonna keep me off of it.. I taught her how to compromise!! I sit on top of it and she lets me as long as I don't open the door on my way up.. It's a WIN/WIN!! I have learned where the bathtub is!! That's important for me because at my real house I shove things up in the spout.. I find it much fun and #MyHuman's always laughed out loud when they turned the water on and stuff flew out the spout.. I have also learned how to turn the faucet on in the kitchen.. It's rather fun!! I can even stand on the seat in the window and yank it up just like #PennyRose does.. I will admit I don't do that often!! Penny gets in a lot of trouble for doing it over and over and over again and again and again all in one night.. So I limit how many times I do it in a day.. So far I haven't gotten in any trouble.. I know I am allowed to get a drink and usually roll with that move!! I have also learned how to turn on the TV in the bedroom.. I can climb right up the dresser.. Then I stand on top of the #Directv box and push that little black button at the bottom of the box .. PRESTO just like that it's on.. Then she comes and turns it off.. SOOOO last time I turned it on I hurried up and turned it off when I saw her getting up.. She even said thank you to me.. She keeps telling me to turn the water off too!! Maybe I will try that some day!!
Arrived at Misfitland on January 11 2022
OMGOSH ABBY LOUISE IS AT IT AGAIN!!! This girl keeps me laughing day and night!! Here she was helping me fold laundry OR UNFOLD IT however you wanna say it.. She took my socks apart and sniffed them.. I think she was double checking to see if I added fabric softener but then she double checked my undies as well.. She gave them the sniff test then placed them on her head.. SHE IS A FREAKING NUT CASE that honestly deserves her own reality show!! I bet she would win a Oscar and look ADORABLE on the red carpet.. LOL.. Check out #AbbysStory on Google..
Sponsor Abby Louise
Sponsor Gunner Boeh
Arrived at Misfitland on May 8th 2019
This Girl LOVEZ to groom 🥰 when she isn't bouncing off windows or given the dogs a hard time 🤣 #PennyRose aka Rowdy Penny Piper brings more LIFE to me everyday 🥰 her adorable thick headed ways, tight huggs, and big messes keep me occupied 😊 I feel so blessed to have her in our life 😍
Arrived at Misfitland on May 8th 2019
Got home from church with LOADS of work to do BUT Ralphie D put a holt on that!! He was in the mood to groom and who am I to stop him?? or WHY would I even want to stop him?? His tiny little touch makes my heart smile and my head HAPPY!! When this guy gets to work he doesn't stop till he has completed a check on EVERY hair that's on my head.. OOOOOOOOH WHAT A FEELIN!! He owns me
Sponsor Ralphie D
Sponsor Penny Rose
Arrived at Misfitland Oct 22nd 2000
Amazing Grace The Spoiled
#ThisGirl is so spoiled she made me give her a ride to her food dish.. I love this LOUD mouth!! #Grace is one special bird with a defective leg.. That's how she got her name.. She would be standing on her bird stand and just fall off and hit the ground.. NOTHING Graceful about her honestly she fits in perfectly with the rest of us misfits
Arrived at Misfitland on OCT 6th 2021
Raymond Arnold is a miniature bull from Valley Alabama had a very bleak future.. Most all bulls end up being hamburger because they don't reproduce like the females.. The owners of this guy didn't want that for him but they already had 2 bulls and has no room for another.. Out of the kindness of their hearts they let him come live his life out here at Misfitland Monkey Rescue as a lawn mower.. That's right his only JOB from here on out is keeping the hog/chicken lot mowed down.. He has been fixed and his horns have been pasted to keep his aggression minimal as he ages.. He is hanging out in the monkey pen for now so he can learn to trust people and get to know the place as home before being turned loose in the big pen. Isn't he adorable??? I LOVE him already!! He owns me
Sponsor Raymond Arnold
Arrived October 23rd 2023
Tiki is a 16 year old capuchin monkey that came to Misfitland Monkey Rescue after his Human Daddy suddenly passed away driving down the road one day.. He is a type 1 diabetic meaning he MUST HAVE INSULIN SHOTS because his little body just doesn’t make any.. His Daddy was the only one who could give Tiki his shots so he had to be placed here for his health.. He is writing a letter to home letting his Mommy and other family members know that he misses them but is fitting in around her just FINE!!! He has learned most of the tricks to getting what he wants around here and he communicates very well.. He is extremely smart and very much ￼so in love with my GRANDson Ronnie Bullock.. I guess it’s because he is a guy and Tiki likes being THE MAN!!!
Sponsor Tiki Torch
Sorry I don't have the arrival date on hand but as soon as I get it it will be posted
My name is #OpieRae.. #IAm a black cap capuchin monkey who recently moved in to Misfitland Monkey Rescue… See I used to live with #Tiki and his Daddy until his daddy suddenly passed away… The reason I was living with them was because #MyHuman has become physically unable to keep up with me anymore.. I AM A VERY VERY VERY GOOD GIRL but I am still a monkey and we are a HANDFUL even at our very best to say the least.. I was very happy living there with them and extremely sad when everything suddenly changed outta nowhere and I went somewhere else to stay.. They were very nice to me and such but I was already missing my real #Humommy and now both #BigDaddy and the #TikiTourch were just GONE and I was missing them as well now too… When my REAL Human seen how Tiki had #FREEDOM she wanted me to have it too.. She asked if I got to go also??? When she was told no because I had already moved away it broke her heart.. See I am healthy and totally ADORABLE so EVERYONE wants me unlike a grown unhealthy and tough boy monkey that requires expensive shots each day that he doesn’t want to take!! My Mommy was sad because she wanted me to experience the joy of playing and hunting with my brother that I had grown to know and LOVE as #MyTroop/family.. She LOVEZ me VERY much and didn’t want me to be any more stressed than necessary!! She asked for me back and we got to be together again!! I got me ALLLLLL KINDS OF LOVINZ FROM HER!!! It was MAGICAL!! I certainly LOVE MY HUMOMMY and she clearly LOVEZ ME TOO!! She told me to be good and to eat all my vegetables!! She said she is going to come and see me and Tiki here at the new address every chance she gets then I got handed over to the #CrazyLady who tried to stick her hands into MY small travel cage and touch me!!! I was like WTHECK WOMAN!!! GET YOUR MIND RIGHT!!! Just because they said I was EXTREMELY SWEET and LOVING DONT mean that I want YOU a total stranger touching ME especially in such a small tight space and reaching towards MY PRIVATE AREAS trying to get me to put a diaper across my bottom!!! I told her OFF DELUXE and let her know that our relationship wasn’t like THAT and that she was by far crossing the line!!! I have been playing #HardToGet every since I got with her!! I admit that I got to thinking that I had her scared because I could tell she was kissing my butt trying to convince me that she wasn’t going to hurt me and blah blah blah… She was offering me treats and gifts if I would just let her put a diaper on my butt but I was like NOPE NOT HAPPENING and go back in to the pet taxi.. She kept trying to explain that in order for me to run loose in the food and couch areas that I MUST cover my private areas so that it don’t touch stuff.. Something about me not wiping good enough or whatever!!! ANYHOOOOO I WAS LIKE WHAT PART OF NO DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!! Making it clear how I felt about the entire diaper issue she said to me WELLLLLLLLL #MissOpie you can’t just sit in a freaking tiny area let’s tie you out on to the porch with #GunnerBoeh where it’s OKAY to run diaper free and took me out front and latched a 20 foot lead to me explaining how IF I had a diaper on I would be allowed to enter the house but since I don’t she was shutting the door so I couldn’t enter.. I was happy out there to be honest!!! We had BUCKETS of crickets to eat!! It was UNBELIEVABLE and DELICIOUS!! However next thing I knew I had a FULL belly and was VERY tired!!! I kept climbing up looking in the window showing off my cute little self but trying to play it cool when she would walk out asking if I wanted a diaper so I could come in!! Each time I answered NO and yes believe me I totally understood each word she was saying!! Then she could tell I was super duper sleepy… She had made my taxi all fresh and clean again with fresh blankets, pillows, and toys but offered me a chance to put on the diaper and sit inside FREE or get into the taxi to go inside.. It was a #NoBrainer!! #YesHello get outta my way imma going to MY taxi.. Then she shut the door saying OKAY BUT TOMORROW WE ARE PUTTING THE DIAPER ON YOUR BUTT SO BE PREPARED!! I AM DONE ASKING AND APOLOGIZING FOR SCARING YOU!! She was like YOU HAVE TO KNOW BY NOW THAT I AM NOT GOING TO HARM YOU!! I don’t know what makes her think she is a psychic, but that’s what she said!! Next thing I knew she was trying to touch me on MY TAIL ￼AGAIN!!! I started standing my ground like each day before but she had gone psycho and wasn’t paying attention to anything I had to say… Forcing me to take it to the #NextLevel I started to try to work my little mouth around to her hand when she grabbed the bath towel from the sink we were sitting next to and wrapped it army shoulders and held me down saying ITS OKAY ITS OKAY at the same time she was FORCING the diaper on to my little buttocks!!! I WAS VIOLATED AND IT WAS NEVER REPOR￼TED TO THE MONKEY POLICE!!! As soon as she was able to get the second strap between my legs and the Velcro snapped she did release me and I will admit I was extremely happy to be able to check out ALLLLLL the stuff I had been looking at so intensely and curious about but was restricted from going to because she didn’t want me to poop or pee on it.. THE #BatShitCrazy PART WAS SHE TURNED AROUND AND WANTED TO TAKE IT BACK OFF AGAIN!!! WTHECK YOU WEIRDO!!! DONT TOUCH ME DOWN THERE!!! NO WAY YOUR MEMORY IS THAT OFF!!! So we had the exact same issue taken it back off BUT TODAY she showed up in the bathroom with my Ronald Bullock and they both started on this stupid diaper thing AGAIN!!!! I did run my mouth quite a bit about it BUT ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN knowing it does come with a freedom that I certainly do enjoy and being honest it really doesn’t hurt anything other than my pride to wear it.. I always wore it before BUT I was honestly hoping to be #alpha here!! What can I say?? Another dream shattered… I am going to have to settle for being a #Princess LOVED by my FOREVER troop at #Misfitland
Sponsor Opie Rae