Tiny Monkey Ralphie D Proven ASMR Master

Teresa Bullock
61.2K subscribers

7,055 views
Jun 30, 2023
OMGOSH COULD HE BE ANY SWEETER???? Watching this tell me what is YOUR FAVORITE thing about this little bitty miniature java Macaque named Ralphie D??? His adorable face?? His tiny fingers?? Those adorable little lips smacking?? His precious little grunts?? Or the way he likes to cuddle?? I swear if I could grant you something in life it would be to have 24/7 PEACE like I am experiencing right here and never have to stand up and deal with the drama of the world ever again!! I gotta believe that THIS is what Heaven is gonna be like!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-06-2023
Macaque Monkey Ralphie D ASMR

Teresa Bullock
60.3K subscribers
2,338 views
May 27, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be groomed by a monkey?? ESPECIALLY ONE THIS SMALL?? I can tell ya there is NOTHING like these ITTY BITTY RALPHIE D FINGERS SOFTLY AND GENTLY TOUCHING YOUR SKIN TO RELAX YOU TO THE POINT OF NO CARES WHATSOEVER!! This EXTREMELY SMALL JAVA MACAQUE MONKEY IS 4 YEARS OLD SO HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING AND HIS TINY HANDS ARE THE GREATEST FEELING YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE!!! Don’t get me wrong I LOVE ALLLLLLLLLL MY MONK KIDZ but I must admit I am EXTREMELY bonded with Ralphie D.. Maybe it is because he has health issues and I have to give him a LOT more personal time and attention than the others but to be totally honest I feel naked when he isn’t with me.. I am his personal emotional support human and I can honestly admit it is my FAVORITE JOB EVER!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-28-2023
Teresa Bullock is feeling in love.
May 13th  · 
#RalphieD #ThePrivileged #IAm!!! I am sure you remember when they FINALLY figured out WHY I have such awful #AcidReflux issues!! My lower colon has little to no movement making pooping a major issue in my life!! It’s the reason I am not growing.. It takes a LOT of my nutrients away from my little body.. I eat probably double my body weight per day but it doesn’t absorb into me like it should before it leaves me.. This is hard on me and it gets WAYYYY worse when I am separated from #MyHuman.. Therefore Doc told #TheHuman that I needed as low of a stressful life as possible and that she should have me with her every possible second to reduce my stress level.. I think that’s the smartest thing ANYONE has ever said!! I AM A #MOMMYSBOY BELIEVE THAT!!! Honestly I am not sure which one of us gets the most stressed when we are apart!! See she is my #EmotionalSupportHuman and I am her #EmotionalSupportMonkey together we are unstoppable but apart we are unthinkable!! She calls me her WEEEEE WIDDLE WRALPHIE D and I call her MINE!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-14-2023
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 02-09-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
January 10th   · 

#RalphieD didn’t get to go to see Doctor Julia today!! We were on the way when we got a call.. They realized that we were coming for the sonogram, and the one that scheduled the appointment forgot to schedule that part of it and that takes another doctor online to read so we had to cancel and reschedule for the end of the month!! SOOOOOOO instead Ralphie is watching his new favorite movie Monkey Kingdom!! A macaque troop has taken over an abandoned area just trying to survive!!! All the #MonkKidz LOVE it but the WE WIDDLE WALPHIE D LOVEZ IT MOSTEST 
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-12-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is asking for donations.
January 1st  · 
WISHING YOU A HAPPY NEW FROM OUR TROOP TO YOURS!! Here’s to praying for #GoodNews for our Widdle #RalphieD in 2023!! He has a Dr appointment coming up on January 10th.. At that time he will be getting another sonogram done to see if his lower colon has started to move better with his medication.. I mean we know he will be on the medication for the rest of his life but we need to see if it’s moving or if we need to try something different.. He has gained a bit of weight so that is a good thing and I can tell he is feeling better because he is becoming more of a bully when it comes to certain things!! Of course his age has a bit to do with that as well.. Let’s face it attitude comes with age for all of us.. LOL!! If you would like to donate to Ralphies ongoing medical care and medicine it would be #TaxDeductible and MUCH NEEDED!!
We THANK YOU for LOVING US!! We LOVE YOU TOO Sending MANY BLESSINGS YOUR WAY IN #2023
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-04-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling grateful.
December 11th:  · 
#RalphieD the EXCITED #IAm!! I personally want to scream an EXCEPTIONALLY LOUD THANK YOU to Jenn Lewis for my breakfast bowls!!! OHHHH sure she was thinking about ALLLLL us #MonkKidz when she placed the order at the #Walmart in Amelia then told #MyHuman to go pick it up.. She sent LOADS of delicious food and even drinks BUT OMGOSH I don't believe ANYTHING could EVER be as delicious as my bowl!! Each morning I BEG for her to get it outta the freezer!! I will grab the freezer door then move to the microwave!! Often I open the microwave door to show her how it's done!! I swear she can be slower than Christmas so I have to encourage her often.. She is pretty good about following my lead but it's the WAITING after she starts that microwave timer that gets to me!! I have gotten in trouble NUMEROUS TIMES for rushing it.. I can't help myself!! Sometimes I just rip the door open and yank out the goods!! You will notice if you watch the video of my excitement (clink right here https://youtu.be/uhfpxP32ZmI) (Webmaster's Note: That Video is next post)
we don't have a round tray in our microwave.. I might be a bit responsible for that.. I couldn't wait any longer for that stupid beep so I grabbed open the door and she heard me and yelled my name and was coming towards me.. I knew in my heart that she was about to shut the dang door again so I grabbed it and tried to run.. The problem was she was baking this time and had a towel over top the container.. She nor I really understand HOW I made it, I I I mean the towel made it fall and bust as I made a break for it but it certainly did just that!! DON'T WORRY I HAVE A HUMAN FOR TIMES LIKE THIS!! She instantly started yelling for me to GET BACK!! STAY BACK!! GET ON OUTTA HERE!! I'M NOT MAD!! YOUR NOT IN TROUBLE!!! I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT!! She yelled as she snatched me up and locked me out till she could sweep and wiped the floor below it and yeah I know it made it take a LOT longer than it should have
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU JENN FROM ALLLLLLLLLL US MONK KIDZ
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-16-2022
EXTREMELY Excited Monkey Enjoys Breakfast Bowl

Teresa Bullock
57.9K subscribers
1,578 views
Dec 11, 2022
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Jenn Lewis went grocery shopping for the Monk Kidz and instructed me when to go pick it up.. OMGOSH SHE SENT RALPHIE D (and the others) HIS ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BREAKFAST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!! He says life just can't get any better than a bowl full of eggs, bacon, and taters covered in cheese!! LISTEN you'll hear him say it!! I absolutely LOVE seeing him this EXCITED and HAPPY!! I am glad I get to share the moment with you THANKZ TO JENN!! What a PERFECT gift!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!! PLEASE SHOP AMAZONSMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO SUPPORT THE MONKEYS ♥️♥️♥️
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-16-2022
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October 15th  · 

#RalphieD the #SPOILED #IAm!! I will admit I am feeling better these days.. My medicine seems to be helping a LOT!! My stool is firming up and my awful cough that often makes me spit up has gotten WAY better but does still happen.. I have been spending a LOT of time snuggling with #MyHuman and being tended to buy #AbbyLouise.. As a matter of fact it has almost become a competition between Abby and I to see who gets babied the MOSTEST!! Abby just don't understand who she is messing with!! I am the tiny one who can snuggle right up under her neck and chin closer than she could ever get.. Abby is round like a potato.. Ever tried to snuggle with a potato??? #IAmTheMan!! #YouCantHangWithMe!! #AbbysStory #Misfitland
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-20-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
October 2nd  · 
I may never be #WEALTHY but I got to scream out loud #ThankYouGod for making me #RICH!!! Some times the LOVE I am experiencing is so #Overwhelming all I can think is #GodILoveYou!! I have a #RalphieD #Update!! Doctor Julia called with the results of all the test.. She said to stop the antibiotics because she has done some research along with the test results and it appears our Widdle Bitty Ralphie D has inherited this from his parents.. He has no sign of an infection that would cause his lower colon to have little to no movement.. She called him in a compound medication that they mixed apple and marshmallow flavor in.. At first he was giving me a problem with taking it.. He has to have it 3 times a day so that was upsetting to me but now he has had quite a few doses.. He has figured out that I am not going to FORCE that antibiotic that he hated in to his mouth and has started to sit still allowing me to walk straight to him with it in my hand.. THAT'S HUGE I am praying #TheRestOfHisLife is a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time so it's important to me that he LIKES it!! The great news is I can already see a MAJOR difference in the #AcidReflux problem and that's the issue that lead us to finding this problem.. There VERY LITTLE SIGNS other than the acid stuff.. He eats more than anyone and is ALWAYS busy with something.. He had a couple blood cells in his poop but nothing that would have been worried about because the body could have been processing something he ate or something Doctor Julia had said.. His blood work was kinda the same but showed he was low on protein, very odd to me cause he is such a meat eater, and some elevated cells that could again be normal due to a number of factors.. Due to the numbers on both the blood work and poop scan ALONG with the concern I was expressing Doctor Julia said she thought it would be good to do another type of blood test and check some other factors.. From that EXTRA blood test she called extremely concerned about him and put him on meds until we could do the ultrasound and see what was happening inside of him.. PRAISE GOD when Doctor Julia and the Macaque Monkey Specialist looked at his body from the inside they were able to see that all the organs inside of him are PROPERLY SIZED, this has been a HUMONGOUS FEAR of mine as he is SOOOOOOOOO tiny dispite his huge appetite.. Don't get me wrong I absolutely LOVE his tiny little self but I want him HEALTHY more than I want him tiny.. #TheDoctors did see one major problem while searching around.. They found that there was a very little bit of movement in his lower colon.. We were praying for the test taken that day to show he had an infection that a simple antibiotic could fix but as stated earlier that isn't the results we got.. Doctor Julia wants to do another sonogram in about a month to see how well the medicine special mixed for him is working.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRAY PRAY PRAY AND PRAY FOR OUR BOY AND ALL THE #MONKKIDZ HERE!! Just like us Humans their #HealthMatters and can change overnight.. THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TOWARDS THE ONGOING VET BILLS!!! YOU ARE THE REASON HE IS ABLE TO GET THE EXTRA TEST THAT ACTUALLY SHOWED THE ACTUAL MEDICAL PROBLEM!!! I do feel guilty for accusing the #PennyRose for his acid reflux problem ALTHOUGH I do know she also helped make it worse so in my defense I wasn't too far off.. PLEASE REMEMBER TO SHOP AMAZON-SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS!!! #TheGoodStuff #TheyOwnMe #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn #Blessed
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-08-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 27th  · 
#RalphieD at home #IAm!! I had a long drunk day!! I went to see Dr Julia and let her know that I have been doing better and that the anti acid stuff is working.. She wanted to check my blood again AND look at my insides via ultrasound.. Another specialized Dr joined her as they looked inside.. They said that all my organs including my liver that Dr Julia was SUPPER DUPPER WORRIED ABOUT looks good!! That was a REALLY big relief to my human. THEN Dr Julia gave my human the bad news. She said my lower intestine has very little activity . It just doesn't seem to be working like it should... As of right now me and my humans are praying that it is an infection that antibiotics can fix. Dr Julia said that it could have something to do with the nerves of my spinal cord going down to my intestine or something scary to that effect.. I gave them more of my poop and some of my blood and we are waiting for those results. PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!! I am WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to cute to have a health problem.. PLEASE SHOP AMAZON-SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-28-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling emotional at Clermont Animal Hospital, Inc.
September 27th  · Batavia, OH  · 
#RalphieD the scared #IAm.. I am sitting here waiting for Dr Julia to come back.. I have been SUPER DUPER GOOD and let her listen to my heart and take my weight.. She is happy to see I have gained a bit over the last couple weeks but she still wants it to be more.. #MyHuman told her how much better my belly sounds with the last meds they put me on.. It is GREAT for acid reflux!! She is settling up with the other specialist Dr to look inside me now.. I don't like to be stuck but they are going to force me to anyway to make sure I lay totally still.. I just know it.. PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!! If you want to help me get ALL the needed test you can call 513-732-1731 and donate to my bill Ralphie D/Teresa Bullock/Misfitland.. IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-28-2022
Kissable Macaque Dentist Monkey Ralphie D
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Sep 23, 2022

Teresa Bullock
56.1K subscribers

Java Macaque Monkey Ralphie D is 4 years old now and trying to decide what he wants to do with the rest of his life.. He is leaning towards dental work it appears.. He has always had an infatuation with my mouth.. He is always checking my lips and teeth.. He won't even take a drink until I put the cup up to sip.. Then he wants to lean in and drink it WITH me at the same time I drink... It's SUPER DUPER ADORABLE!! SO IS HE.. When I rescued Ralphie D and Penny Rose the owner told me that the breeder had told her that they were MINIATURE MACAQUES.. I had never heard of miniature macaques so I asked the vet about it when I took them to be fixed, shots, and chipped.. He said the way ALL MINIATURE BREED'S are made is just a matter of the breeders find/keep the smallest of the smallest and they breed them to each other and again keeping the smallest of the smallest to get tinier and tinier until you end up with a teacup chihuahua or whatever it is they are looking to create.. Looking at him and Penny Rose side by side tells me Penny never picked up on that small gene and Ralphie D must've gotten a double dose of it.. I LOVE this tiny little miniature macaque with his BIG dreams and HUGE personality and widdle bitty tiny fingers.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!! PLEASE SHOP AMAZON-SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-25-2022
ASMR Pet Monkey Grooming His Pet Human After School Human
4,155 views
Sep 21, 2022

Teresa Bullock
56K subscribers

PLEASE SHOP AMAZON-SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS.. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 12.5 year old Ronnie Bullock came home tired from a long day of school.. Being a 7th grader is exhausting when you are playing soccer, weight lifting, and practicing for basketball season and FORCED to keep his grades up in order to be allowed to participate in those extracurricular activities.. It's a stressful life for a young man and finding time to RELAX is scariest.. When he does find time a monkey masseuse is what he desires.. It seems all monkeys like to groom but I think Java Macaque Monkeys are the GREATEST groomers... Ralphie D is probably the smallest Java Macaque in the USA.. He is 4 years old now and still looks like a baby.. His Little Tiny Monkey Fingers touching and tending to you is what I imagine Heaven is going to be like!! There is NOTHING as relaxing and settling as a monkey touch.. Ronnie obviously agrees with me and you can easily see why.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-22-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue was live.
September 10th  · 
Venmo #RalphieD a #HappyBirthday @Misfitland TAKE 2 …
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-17-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue was live with Loni Tormoehlen — feeling excited.
September 10th  · 
Venmo a #HappyBirthday gift to #RalphieD at @Misfitland.. He is the big 4 years old and silly as ever!! He is SOOOOOOOOO tiny, cute, submissive, and he gives the BESTEST huggs.. He is an incredible groomer and LOVEZ to watch TV.. We are #Blessed to be his caregivers..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-17-2022
Rosnah Mohamad
September 8th  · 
Teresa Bullock
Wishing you a very Happy 4th Birthday Ralphie D.. Lots of love from The Littles, Issac, Ayden
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Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-10-2022
Lisa Newby is with Teresa Bullock.
September 8th  · 
Happy birthday, Ralphie D!!! Wow, 4 years old.... you're getting to be such a grown-up little man! I hope your day is wonderful!! Hugs and kisses to you, your beautiful Humom, and all the rest of the troop.
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-10-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling relaxed.
September 8th   · 
#ItsMyBirthday!! That's right I am 4 years old today!! What did I get for my birthday??? POKED and PRODDED on my day out!! I was SO good and even allowed Dr Julia to listen to my heart and touch me without freaking out.. Next thing I knew #MyHuman hugged my little head tight kissing it like often does BUT this time something stung my leg!! I am not sure what it was but not long after that I got #ReallyHigh!! I mean #HigherThanGroceries type #High!! The entire room got to spinning so fast I had to just lay my tiny little head down on #TheHumans shoulder and just ride it out.. Things gets #ReallyFuzzy after that and I am not sure WHAT all happened.. I remember them sticking stuff in me over and over and saying I was UTD on #EveryStuff including that tetanus thing.. She says in her opinion TENTANUS is our #MostImportant shot because our little fingers are too tiny and we can't keep them outta anything and God knows us #MonkKidz aren't going to wear a bandaid for any period of time.. Soon I was able to sit up and focus on the melting walls.. After a bit things came back into focus and we were able to bust out of that joint.. The bill was DOUBLE what she was expecting but she let them check EVERYTHING that they suggested.. We decided that since the bill was so EXPENSIVE that I would ask for help with it as #MyBirthday present.. There is NOTHING I need more than #GoodHealth!! CLICK here to show me some #BirthdayLove PLEASE ( https://www.paypal.com/donate/... )Today my Human got a message from Dr Julia that my blood work showed some odd number and that I might have to go back for more blood but she wants more of my poop first.. WHAT A WEIRDO REQUEST!! No problem though I make plenty of that!! I can hook her up DELUXE!! NO doubt!! I will keep you posted on how much she likes my #Homemade gift.. I was kinda hoping for some mealworms, butter worms, or even a new toy to play with from my #WishList ( https://a.co/0UsLH6n ) but she says my Dr bill is WAYYYYYY more important right now!! Lisa Newby ALWAYS remembers my birthday and has a gift sitting here waiting for me to open!! Gosh I LOVE #ThatWoman!! The Human said we should wait until this Saturday and MAYBE I will have a chance to get a couple more presents to open.. A BOY CAN HOPE CAN'T HE??? That way maybe she will be in a better mood and have a chance to get herself together by then.. September isn't her month!! WANNA COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?? WATCH FOR US LIVE RIGHT HERE AROUND 5'ish this Saturday!! I will be opening my gifts and being the #YoungPrince that I am!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-10-2022
ASMR Ralphie D Tending To His Pet Human
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Premiered May 31, 2022

Teresa Bullock
52.1K subscribers

OOOOOOOOOOOO Life just don't get any better than this!!! PLEASE SHOP AMAZON SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS.. I have had a passion for monkeys since I was a young child.. Up until I was able to get one my favorite pet was my racoons.. I have always been amazed with their tiny little hands.. I am even more amazed with the hands of the Java Macaque monkeys.. THEY ARE JUST LIKE OURS!!! I'll tell you something else.. It feels just as good IF NOT BETTER than a human touch.. The relaxing feeling is UNBELIVEABLE!! It's my belief the monk kidz I tend to here at Misfitland could open their own massage pallor and make ZILLIONS!!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-04-2022
Ralphie D Grooming His Ronnie Bullock

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May 21, 2022

Teresa Bullock
52K subscribers
PLEASE SHOP AMAZON SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS!! Ralphie D is a 3 year old Java Macaque monkey.. He is the kindest and most gentle male macaque I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.. He is extremely submissive and that makes him easy to handle.. He little fingers melt my heart in the biggest way.. Watching him groom Ronnie Bullock I can almost feel his touch myself.. Ronnie is SO HAPPY to be back in the loving care of his monkey troop.. As you can see.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-23-2022

Misfitland Monkey Rescue is asking for donations.

May 17th  ·
Did you quit loving us??
#RalphieD #TheLover #IAm!! #MyHuman is always saying what a #GoodBoy I am!! She says I am #VerySubmissive and that makes me #VeryLovable.. That's cool because the other monkeys thinks that makes me weak and I hate that!! Recently #RonnieBullock moved in and I am LOVING him!! He is a lot of fun!! He likes to hold me and groom me.. I hear him always telling #TheHuman how SWEET I am and how much he LOVEZ me!! That feels nice!! Especially after being bullied so much!! I feel like he has my back!! He thinks #IAmSpecial!!! I can tell by the things he does and says!! I think he is pretty special too!! I don't like sharing his time with the other monkeys!! #HeIsMine and they need to respect my space and time with him!! #IDK what took him SO LONG to get here but I am glad he finally arrived!! #HeMakesMeHappy #ILoveHim #HeOwnsMe #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn PLEASE SHOP AMAZON SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-20-2022
Ralphie D Spoiled By Ronnie B

290 views
May 19, 2022

Teresa Bullock
51.9K subscribers
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!! Don'tcha wish your belly was SO CUTE all you had to do was stretch backwards and everyone would rush to rub it??? That's how it is when you're a tiny little Ralphie D.. Isn't he the sweetest little thing EVER?? Ralphie D isn't just cute!! He is exceptionally SMART as well.. He is always watching and learning too..He REALLY LOVEZ his Ronnie Bullock!! He is SOOOOOOOOO happy since Ronnie moved back in!! They adore each other!! They make a wonderful team!! Ronnie has always had a magic touch when it comes to monkeys!! PLEASE SHOP AMAZON SMILE AND CHOOSE MISFITLAND TO HELP RESCUE MONKEYS!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-20-2022
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
April 30th  · 

#RalphieD #TheMan #IAm!! #RonnieBullock lives with us now.. Apparently he is part of #MyHuman family that I didn't get to know till now.. He speaks about #AngelBullock a lot.. I guess they were REALLY TIGHT when he lived here before.. He moved out 5 years ago so I am just getting to know him.. He seems like an alright guy so far.. He often ask for me to play with him and he doesn't mind sharing his treats with me.. I like to groom his hair and I LOVE it when he softly holds my little head in his hands and kisses my face.. #HeLovezMe and isn't afraid to show it.. I LOVE him too!! He's my new #BFF forever 
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-30-2022
ASMR Macaque Monkey Ralphie D
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Jan 6, 2022

Teresa Bullock
49.9K subscribers

Time to start the day but no way is it happening before Ralphie D completes my grooming ritual.. Oh this feeling just can't be topped!! Ed McMann himself could show up while this is going on and I still would not bother getting up!! The feeling is PRICELESS!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-09-2022
OH The Way He Puts Me To Sleep ASMR MONKEY RALPHIE D
2,290 views
Dec 12, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.4K subscribers

I worked late and didn't get home till almost 3 a.m.. I went out to collect Bugs Bullock, Penny Rose and Ralphie D for the night.. I gathered Penny Rose first then headed in for the Boyz!! As we got close to Bugs he started grunting/saying something to Penny Rose about Lil Ralphie D.. Penny don't need much encouragement to cop a attitude so off she darted towards little Ralphie!! I snatched her in mid air and told her it was to freaking late to be dealing with this crap and she better stop it NOW!! I told Bugs to settle his butt down too but he kept grunting and Penny was right there with him both trying to intimidate the little boy!! SOOOOOOOOOOO I put Penny Rose back in the cage along side Bugs then Ralphie D and I headed in for the night!! He was VERY happy that it was just the 2 of us for the night and even treated me to a relaxing gentle grooming massage to celebrate!! Ralphie D thinks he is the one that scored but the truth is it was ME that got the royal treatment!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-14-2021
ASMR Ralphie D LOVEZ Me
1,452 views
Dec 5, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.3K subscribers

Got home from church with LOADS of work to do BUT Ralphie D put a holt on that!! He was in the mood to groom and who am I to stop him?? or WHY would I even want to stop him?? His tiny little touch makes my heart smile and my head HAPPY!! When this guy gets to work he doesn't stop till he has completed a check on EVERY hair that's on my head.. OOOOOOOOH WHAT A FEELIN!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-06-2021
BEST ASMR VIDEO OF 2021
1,989 views
Dec 4, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.3K subscribers

Tiny little monkey fingers softly touching my face is the most enjoyable priceless feeling you could ever begin to imagine!! 3year old Java Macaque Ralphie D is one of the smallest Macaque's in the world.. He eats like crazy but never seems to grow.. I don't mind though. He can be my tiny little man for the rest of my life. I love his itty bitty self.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in??
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-06-2021
Macaque Monkey Ralphie D Taken Care Of Me ASMR
2,535 views
Dec 3, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.3K subscribers
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-06-2021
The Tiny Fingers Of Ralphie D ASMR
2,596 views
Nov 20, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.1K subscribers

his tiny little fingers are cool and gentle barely touching my skin giving me the ultimate feeling of pure relaxation and clearing my mind of every problem in the world.. the rhythm of his lip-smacking kisses is music to my ears.. I was on my way out to scrub monkey funk but when something like this happens my world stops and time just stand still... Let's face it that monkey mess isn't going anywhere!! BUT THIS!!! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 11-22-2021
My Monkey Only Drinks When I Drink
117 views
Nov 16, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.1K subscribers

Java Macaque Ralphie D wants a drink BUT ONLY IF MY LIPS ARE DRINKING IT TOO!! He has done this since he moved in to Misfitland Monkey Rescue.. It always cracks me up.. I wish I hadn't turned it off... You will see him at the end grab the bra hanging in the door and sling shot it in the air.. He is crazy.. LOL.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in.
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 11-16-2021
Tending To A Human ASMR Style
2,955 views
Nov 11, 2021

Teresa Bullock
49.1K subscribers

OMGosh the feel of his tiny little fingers softly grooming each detail of my skin is the softest gentlest and absolutely the most sweetest thing you could ever try to imagine.. Little Ralphie D is a rescued monkey here at Misfitland who spends most his time being picked on because of his tiny size.. To me his tiny size is part of what makes him SOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE.. His is 3 years old but never seems to grows!! He eats like a Gorilla but I have no clue where it all goes.. It won't hurt my feelings if he stays this size forever!! I LOVE having me weeeeeee little boy to take care of.. Check out Misfitland.org to learn more about how you can help rescue monkeys!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 11-13-2021
Teresa Bullock is with Lisa Newby.
October 13th  · Google Photos  · 
#RalphieD and the busy board Lisa made for him but not playing with it the way she intended
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-17-2021
Teresa Bullock is with Lisa Newby at Misfitland Monkey Rescue.
October 13th · Moscow  · 
Lisa #RalphieD LOVEZ this thing!! Your efforts are SOOOOOOOOOOO appreciated around here!!! Just wanted you to know..Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-17-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
October 11th  · 
#RalphieD the concerned I am!! OMGOSH I WILL WARN YOU THE VIDEO I AM WATCHING IN THIS VIDEO MIGHT BE VERY DISTURBING FOR SOME VIEWERS!! This is a real video from #Malaysia where MANY #JavaMacaque Monkeys like myself live wild and free.. We are also called #LongTailedMacaques down there.. The wild Alpha and higher ranking monkeys do pretty well for themselves getting food and such in the environment BUT LOWER RANKING MONKEYS, like myself, OFTEN go hungry because when they try to get the good food at the tree tops before the higher ranking monkeys are full they end up fighting for their LIFE often loosing an eye, arm, leg, ear, tail, and one big male even showed up one day near Rosnah's home with it's private bitten off!! Yes OFF!! Trust me people being around other temperamental monkeys that has canine teeth is WAYYYYYY OVERRATED!! And I imagine having to hunt and fight each day to eat at all just to survive would get old as well.. Don't believe me?? Ask #ThisGuy in the video I am watching right here on this link!! The other monkeys has literally ripped his limbs off!! Listen to him crying because he is hurt and scared and trapped.. I wanted SO BAD to help him!! I even tried to remove the bag they put over him but couldn't seem to help in any way.. His cries made me sad.. You can tell the injuries are not brand new.. He has been healing a few days #MyHuman thinks because of the scabbing around the wounds.. I think he is terrified yet gentle.. He screams but doesn't try to bite them AT ALL.. WOW!! I can tell that he is petrified and I wish I could tell him it's going to be okay but all I could do is watch and be sad for him.. Coco a wonderful lady in Malaysia is hurrying to his rescue!! She has another monkey in almost the same shape that she has had for some time now!! GOD BLESS HER!! Without her LOVE and DEDICATION of tending to him/them for the rest of their life's they would be looking at a VERY SHORT life!! Where these Humans captured him at is a normal back yard in KL, Malaysia.. That wall is probably only 5ft then the railing on top.. Should be NOTHING for a monkey to climb out of in a half of a second from the ground BUT because of the missing limbs it was impossible for the guy in the video to make a QUICK move out of there.. Yeah he would have made it out of there over time but it would have taken him 20 times longer than it should have and a real predator would have him long before he ever made it out!! NO WORRIES NOW THOUGH!! With food being provided and a habit designed for his special needs this guy and the other one has a promising happy life ahead of them.. PLEASE SAY A PRAYER FOR HIM/THEM AND COCO
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-17-2021
American Macaque VERY CONCERNED About Injured Malaysian Macaque
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Oct 11, 2021

Teresa Bullock
48.9K subscribers

I was speaking with my good friend Rosnah who lives in Malaysia where Java Macaque Monkeys run wild by the THOUSANDS!! Rosnah works endlessly trying to help animals over there and was very upset about a Java monkey that was missing 2 limbs and in need of medical help she just found out about.. She sent me the video of the capture of the injured monk and as I watched it my monkey, Ralphie D, got VERY involved in the video.. He got so involved I had to go get a way to record his reaction for Rosnah to see..It's sad to know a lot of monkeys end up with these types of injuries just trying to survive in the wild.. Often life in the wild can be OVER RATED!! He owns me..Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-17-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
October 1st  · 
Look at me I'm #RalphieD aka #MommysLittleBoy!! I have been busy working on #TheHuman's hair!! It was a MESS when I first started!! She had taken that stupid brush thing and combed it down.. She just can't seem to be able to prefect it with a little WILD like I can!! It was a hectic morning!! First #PennyRose woke up and wanted to play!! I wasn't ready yet but #BugsBullock was so he got up with her.. The Human and I covered our heads and snuggled together while #BugsAndPenny done their thing!! First they was just knocking the stuffed animals on to the floor and running across the bed being normal.. Then Bugs started pulling the covers off the Humans head.. She would put them back on and he would take them back off.. She would say Buggs or don't Bugs but after about the 5th or 6th time she yelled QUIT!!! So he did.. Then he started grooming Penny and it was calm for a minute.. Just when we started getting really comfortable we heard a noise.. Wasn't sure what it was but in a minute we heard it again.. The Human sat up and uncovered our heads.. Penny Rose was in the 3rd drawer down UNLOADING the drawers one by one and busted red handed throwing shorts, jeans, and socks EVERYWHERE!! Bugs was just sitting on the floor taken the socks apart.. That was the end of the whole laying in bed thing!! She got up complaining the whole time she picked her clothes up about having to pick them up but FINALLY shut up once it was done.. Then we came to the kitchen.. Bugs was thirsty so he went to the sink and got a drink.. Penny got excited when she saw the water on and jumped on to the faucet putting her hand over the spout making it spray EVERYWHERE!! She gets in trouble for this a LOT!! The Human stomped her foot at her making her dart away quickly and then the Human turned the water off saying PENNY ROSE THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!! I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE BARN AND I MEAN IT!! It was the SERIOUS voice so Penny should have known it was for real!! Next thing you know I heard the banging of the window blinds!! I knew Penny was out the door this time and I was right but not before she made the Human chase her around to catch her a few times.. Then it was just Bugs and I inside.. Everything was going fine.. I was grooming Bugs and it was good.. We ate some eggs and enjoyed some blueberries then Sara came in.. Bugs just COULDN'T leave her alone.. He kept lifting her tail to see her butt regardless of how many times the Human told him to LEAVE HER BUTT ALONE!! Finally he got his FINAL warning and BOOM there was only me left in here!! I AM ENJOYING IT TO THE MAX BELIEVE THAT!! Belly rubs, mommy Lovins, special treats, and the entire toy box to myself.. #LifeIsGood #TheGoodStuff #Misfitland
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-03-2021
ASMR by Macaque Monkey Ralphie D
879 views
Oct 1, 2021

Teresa Bullock
48.8K subscribers

Ralphie D a rescued monkey with tiniest little hands and AMAZING plans!! Hard to believe this guy is 3.5 years old.. He has to be close to one of the world's smallest Java Macaques monkeys EVER!! He just doesn't seem to grow.. The people who had him said the breeder told them he was a miniature but the vet said there really isn't any such thing as miniature Macaques so IDK.. Regardless I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIS TINY LITTLE SELF and as long as he remains healthy I hope he stays this way.. He is SO SMART yet very submissive.. Especially for a male!! He has an attitude don't get me wrong BUT he is very quick to back down and that means SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH when you are dealing with a monkey!! He is an INCREDIBLE groomer.. I go paralyzed win them tiny little fingers groom through my hair!! Notice he even tends to my outta control eyebrows.. I am so blessed to be so LOVED in life!! He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-03-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue was live — celebrating a birthday.
September 10th  · 
#RalphieD is still celebrating today!! He is overly excited to open the gifts you have sent him.. I am very sorry for the delay in opening them.. Things are sad and hectic around here.. THANK YOU FOR LOVING THE WIDDLE RALPHIE D!! HE IS A SPECIAL LITTLE MAN!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-15-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 10th  · 
#RalphieD will be LIVE opening more 3rd birthday gifts from you in about 10 mins!! Join us!!
Misfitland Monkey Rescue was live.
September 8th  · 
It's #RalphieD's 3rd Birthday and he has been waiting ALL day to open the gifts you sent him.. Sorry it's so late.. Been at the hospital with Dad today and I dropped #GunnerBoeh to see his Mommy and Daddy while I was at the hospital.. They also let me use their mini van to go to see Dad.. He HAS to be able to get in and out of the car before they will release him to come home.. Then when I got home I had to feed and clean the monk cages before I could do this . I am feeling VERY SAD INSIDE and often feel like I am just going through motions that I know I have to do . Please bear with me and join me in trying to make Ralphies 3rd birthday a HAPPY one..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-10-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 8th  · 
#RalphieD will be opening the birthday gifts you sent him LIVE at 9:15ish.. Can't believe he is already 3!! Will he ever grow??
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-10-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 1st  · 
#RalphieD has a birthday coming up SOON!! Here's a link to the wish list if you want to send him something from there OR IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMETHING ELSE you can mail it to him at
Ralphie D Bullock
100 Bullock Lane
Moscow Ohio 45153
He will be more than happy to receive mail!!
THANK YOU FOR READING
Lisa Newby is with Teresa Bullock.
September 1st  · 
Hey, folks! Little Ralphie Bullock turns 3 years old on September 8th. Here is his list (actually, it's a list for everybody, but he's always willing to share) so we can all show him some LOVE!!!
https://smile.amazon.com/.../ref=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_ws...
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-04-2021
Pampered Me By Ralphie D
1,222 views
Aug 13, 2021

Teresa Bullock
48.5K subscribers

I started filming this because I thought it was cute the way Ralphie D was trying to hide his walnut in my shirt sleeve.. He LOVEZ walnuts!! Then he started tending to me.. I must admit I live a spoiled life.. These monkeys take such great care of me I couldn't imagine any other life!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-16-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
August 5th  · 
#RalphieD the LOVING I am!! Sure I can be ornery.. I might get into some things I am not allowed to and I might even pull a dogs tail every now and then but overall I am a good boy and a cuddle bug.. I like to lay down and throw my head back to allow her access to rub my little belly and chest.. I become like a wet noodle draped acrossed her given her full access of my adorable little chest and belly.. She will lay and rub/pet me as long as I will lay still.. Yeah she LOVEZ me that much!! She protects me even when I started it.. She's #MyHuman and will do ANYTHING to make me happy and keep me safe!! Together we are mighty and most importantly a troop!! She's my Humom and I am her widdle Ralphie D..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-09-2021
Sleepy Pet Human Groomed Right
1,873 views
Aug 5, 2021

Teresa Bullock
48.4K subscribers

The monk Kidz got up early and was terrorizing the whole place.. I took Bugs and Penny out to the barn and came back in to chill/relax with Ralphie D a little before starting the day.. I tried to talk him into closing his little eyes for a bit but he had work to do!! He started grooming me with them little fingers of his making me go into a trans.. I LOVE THIS FEELING!! There is NOTHING in this world that could compare to the gentle touch of his little hands.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-08-2021
ASMR Tiny Monkey Ralphie D
3,464 views
•May 3, 2021

Teresa Bullock
46.3K subscribers

Ain't nothing more adorable than 2 year old Java Macaque Ralphie D in full blown grooming action!! Watch him concentrate hard working those little fingers of his to the bone.. You can't imagine how WONDERFUL those tiny little fingers feel going across my skin.. He is so gentle with his touch.. Its quite pleasing and completely relaxing.. Can't imagine anything feeling better!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland on 05-05-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
May 2nd  · 
I am #RalphieD aka #MommysBoy.. I bounce through the house floating like a breeze!! I am tiny but mighty!! I can unzip pillow cases and remove the pillow!! I can unstring a boot in the blink of the eye and I can completely hide inside a hanging jacket on the wall.. I get in trouble for pulling tails and playing tag!! Sometimes #MyHuman just don't understand the concept of the game.. That's okay she can't stay mad at me long!! I just tuck my little body tightly under her neck and suddenly she is kissing me and totally over it!! She ALWAYS takes up for me!! Often #Bugs and #PennyRose picks on me.. Bugs gives me a mean look and I melt.. When I say melt I mean FALL TO PIECES in fear,. I scream at the top of my lungs and often go hide..My Humom always comes to get me and keeps me safe. Usually with Penny Rose it's a mutual thing playing in the beginning but often she gets the upper hand and #TheHuman has to step in and save me from her fury!! It's rough beIN the one known as The Little Ralphie D but one day they will all know #IRuleTheyDrool #MeAndMommy
Posted on Misfitland on 05-03-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
April 30th  · 
OMG OMG OMG #RALPHIED IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!! That's why there is 2 videos but the BEST part of him opening his gift from Barbara Finwick wasn't actually captured on film.. That big hole ripped in the bag came from his sharp little teeth that totally wreak havoc around here but that's another story.. After that he opened a box from Debra Ann Weiss that contained his great shakes that he kept insisting on till I got him one!! THEN THERE WAS A ODD BOX!! One that has had my attention and mind wondering WHAT could it possibly be?? OMG OMG OMG was I astatic when my question was answered!! Turns out Dawn Johanson sent the #MonkKidz a super SWEET Island Swing!! This is EXACTLY what we need!! I am SO EXCITED to spice up the pin with this INCREDIBLE new piece of enrichment!! THESE BABIES HAVE A HAPPY HEALTHIER LIFE BECAUSE OF THE LOVE OF BARB, DEBRA, AND DAWN and OTHERS LIKE THEM WHO CARE ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! THANK YOU LADIES BEYOND WORDS!! You impact their world in a good way!!
Posted on Misfitland on 05-03-2021
Teresa Bullock
April 29th  · 
#MyLife #RalphieD
Posted on Misfitland on 04-30-2021
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
April 21st  · 
Ralphie D begging for breakfast
#RalphieD LOVEZ his eggs!! Listen to him begging me to hurry up.. He is a bit demanding but gets by with it because he is so dang cute!! #HeOwnsMe #MommysBoy
Posted on Misfitland on 04-22-2021
Teresa Bullock
added 3 new photos to the album: 2021 In the making.
February 16th  ·
My precious #RalphieD #NapTime #CutenessOverload
Posted on Misfitland on 02-17-2021
Silly Little Monkey Ralphie D
577 views
•Feb 16, 2021

Teresa Bullock
43.6K subscribers
Ralphie D is a 2 year old Java Macaque monkey who is cute as a button.. On this video he was being self entering just running around the living room trashing the place. He spends a bit of time playing with his favorite dog Sara before getting his blanket to play ghost.. He quickly stops to grab the dogs tail but soon gives up lookin under there and is back to playing.. Ralphie D is a funny character with TONZ of personality!! He keeps me laughing day and night!! I love him!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland on 02-17-2021
Teresa Bullock
added 3 new photos to the album: 2021 In the making — at
Misfitland
.
February 16th  · Moscow, OH  ·
It's COLD!! #RalphieD is sleepy!! I have a TON of stuff I should be doing but I would have to disturb him to do it!! Don't guess anything is really THAT important.. Nothing matters more right now than holding him.. #ILoveHim #HeOwnsMe #Blessed #2yearsold
Posted on Misfitland on 02-17-2021
Teresa Bullock
February 16th  ·
#RalphieD needs a nap.. He is SO SLEEPY he can't even talk about it.. #ILOVEHIM

Click Here for Video!
Posted on Misfitland on 02-17-2021
Teresa Bullock
shared a memory.
February 14th  ·
Rosnah
remember that time #RalphieD called you?? Gosh he is SOOOOOOOOOOO cute

Teresa Bullock
is with
Rosnah Mohamad
.
February 14th 2020  ·
#RalphieD is so High Tech he makes phone calls all the way to Malaysia by himself he LOVEZ to scroll threw my phone.. I was trying to get it on film when suddenly he called
Rosnah
all the way on the other side of the world sorry about waking you up Rosnah I thought he would look at pictures not make calls guess he wanted to check on ya
Posted on Misfitland on 02-14-2021
Rosnah Mohamad
added a 3D photo — with
Teresa Bullock
.
February 12th  ·
Look at my pretty teeth #RalphieD
Posted on Misfitland on 02-12-2021
Misfitland
January 25th  ·
#RalphieD the balanced look at him holding that cup with 2 hands and a foot #Skill
Posted on Misfitland on 01-26-2021
Teresa Bullock
January 25th  ·
#RalphieD obviously wanted apples!! He got into EVERYONE'S bowl and chewed up almost every piece they had cut . It's like he sucks the juice from them and spits it out.. Guess I will grab another Apple to cut #GoofyMonkey
Posted on Misfitland on 01-25-2021
Teresa Bullock
added 3 new photos to the album: 2021 In the making.
January 15th  ·
#RalphieD now has 2 new front teeth coming in my baby boy is growing up
Posted on Misfitland on 01-15-2021
Misfitland
January 15th  ·
#RalphieD has 2 brand new front teeth coming in!! Aren't they cute this smile lights up my whole world
Posted on Misfitland on 01-15-2021
Misfitland
January 4th  ·
#RalphieD has lost a front tooth and it's so stinking cute!! Just when I thought he couldn't get any cuter THIS happened!! God I LOVE this precious boy!!
Posted on Misfitland on 01-06-2021