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Teresa Bullock
 added 5 new photos to the album: 2024 Let’s Do This — with Debra Ann Weiss at Misfitland Monkey Rescue.
October 29th 2024  · Moscow  · 
Some people just take my breath away with the pure love and energy that they give out into this extremely dark world we live in… I am here to tell you that Debra Ann Weiss is one of those people!! Her love for the #MonkKidz united us again proving that God has used these monkeys to bring the kindest and most beautiful hearted people into my life… #DebraAnn I thank God for YOU, Lou, and your fur babies THANK YOU FOR LOVING US
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-30-2024
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
October 23rd 2024
I have been trying to get myself together enough to make a post for everyone to announce that the #RalphieD left me on October 15, 2024.. I am already crying so hard I can’t hardly see.. God I am SO BROKEN and can’t answer the questions you are wanting to ask because I DONT KNOW.. I honestly thought that after he started pooping and gaining weight and getting a monkeytude like other macaques that he was going to be around a LONG time.. On the 15th he and I had a lazy day.. I have been feeling rough with loads of head pain so when he wanted to cuddle it surely didn’t take much to make me lay around with him.. It was also quite cold that day so blankets and tv with a warm body made us both happy.. Keep in mind that the day before one of the chickens and had come on to the porch and I had to get on both him and #AbbyLouise for chasing and harassing it.. Enough that I had to get the chicken off the porch before it cleaned up Graces mess because neither one of them would listen.. I was CLUELESS that he was thinking of leaving… I got up leaving Ralphie D on the couch while I made the others food dishes and such.. I brought Ralphie D his dish first serving him on the couch… He instantly started to reach for his beans, gosh he was a bean eater, but at the same time I looked at him and said RALPHIE YOU SOOOOO HANDSOME!!! I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!! and kisses him on his little head like I always do probably 10 or more times per day.. He looked up at me with his perfect brown eyes, made the lip smacking kissing lips back at me, his I LOVE YOU TOO, but then instead of reaching back for his dish he laid his little head over onto the pillow.. I apologized for interrupting him and told him to go ahead and eat and I would be right back.. I didn’t come right back though.. At first I was saying I had only been gone 10 to 20 minutes but the more I think about it I swept up all the other cages, made the pig slop, loaded the garbage and even carried in the dogfood and loaded their feeder before returning to him.. Ronnie had come home from school and was in there with him on the other end of the couch so I wasn’t in a huge hurry knowing that somebody was in there with him.. Ralphie D was certainly spoiled and lived a life of privilege after becoming a permanent necklace for me.. OMGOSH he made sure everyone knew that my neck was HIS SPOT!!! He let them all know and would charge at me if he thought one of them was even thinking about snuggling up on his spot.. GOD HE WAS SO PERFECT!!! When I came back from the barn as I passed the couch Ronnie was asleep and Ralphie was kinda sitting up but not normal and extremely odd looking to me… I said WHAT ARE YOU DOING RALPHIE?? RALPHIE??? then I grabbed him because whatever was odd was NOT RIGHT!!! As I grabbed him I shook him and stuff come up out of his mouth and onto the floor leaving him lifeless.. I WENT TO PIECES!!! Everything inside me broke!!! Due to my screaming and crying so hard poor little #OpieRae didn’t understand what was happening.. I guess she thought I was hurting Ralphie and was trying to help defend him making her bite my back to force me to release him.. By the time this happened Ronald Bullock had left the room with a broken heart so I had to yell for him once I even realized what was happening.. The only thing I wanted Ronnie to do was to take Ralphie from my hands.. Why didn’t I just sit him down?? I have NO IDEA other than I just wasn’t ready to accept reality yet.. After I got Opie penned, NONE OF IT WAS HER FAULT!!! She was protecting her troop out of love not hate, I put her outside and came back for Ralph.. After Ronnie gave him back to me and I was rocking him and hugging him I would have laid my life on the fact that I seen his mouth move!!! Not once but twice!! I called and Dr Julia was there so I ran for the car driving as fast as possible to get to the animal hospital but he was already gone before I got there.. Dr Julia thinks what I saw was nerves or something she thinks he threw up and then chocked on it or maybe a heart attack.. When I showed her a picture of what came out of him when I shock him she said it was most likely exasperated on his own vomit but could be either.. I have HATED MYSELF for staying gone for so long.. I had NO CLUE HE WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE ME!!! Gosh you can’t even begin to imagine how hard my heart has been hurting and I am very sorry but I can’t tell you WHYYYYYYYY because I don’t even know myself I know one thing!! I have SOOOOOOOOO VERY MUCH WAITING ON ME UP THERE
https://youtu.be/iWGbHWYtw3E?si=0tJFYfz1yQ2HXHqY
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-29-2024
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 11th 2024

#RalphieD the #RocketMan is 6 years old now… Aunt Lisa Newby sent him a box of goodies to eat and an electric busy board… #OMGOSH IS HE HAPPY ABOUT THE GOODS!!!! He was so excited he thought he had to steal them and RUN!! I had to convince myself to buy the #SpaceShip for him.. I KNEW it would be a BIG HIT but $130.00 seemed like a LOT of money to just hang from the ceiling like a swing… I don’t regret spending it at all now!!! As a matter of fact I wish I could get at least 4 more of them for their pens!!! OMGOSH I CAN JUST PICTURE MY #ReeseCup SITTING IN IT SWINGING BACK AND FORTH…. Little bitty #MightyMaurice thinks it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread!! Even the little #AbbyLouise thinks it is super fun to sit in and watch tv… This silly thing has to be the perfect monkey toy!!! IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEND ONE FOR THE OTHER #MonkKidz HERE IS THE LINK TO THE #WISHLIST and other goodies that they would seriously appreciate if your heart feels the desire to send them https://a.co/0UsLH6n
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-27-2024
Macaque Monkey Ralphie D and Me ASMR

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
69.4K subscribers
4,456 views
Oct 4, 2024Oh
man it is HARD to force myself outta bed when I know 100% that there’s NOTHING going to happen today that could possibly be any better than THIS!!! I am willing to bet that Ralphie D at age 6 in this video is smallest Java Macaque in the world and I am not a betting person.. I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND!!! The personality that burst out of him is UNBELIEVABLE!!!! I knew he was BRILLIANT from the start!!! He was only 8 months old when he came to Misfitland Monkey Rescue (what a true blessing to get to see him grow) and within a couple months NO LIE I saw him get a can from under the cabinet (I often just sit back and watch them observing the thoughts and intentions of them.. They amaze me EVERY DAY!! I have been doing this for 27.5 years) He worked it out of the cabinet and on to the floor.. He worked HARD moving and balancing it up the drawers and on to the counter top.. You have to realize he was only a couple pounds and super young!!! He didn’t have the muscle strength he has now so please realize this was WORK FOR HIM!! Then he maneuvered the can to where it was under the can opener!!! I knew he was smart but at that point and age I knew he was a GENIUS.. I knew he was looking for his can of pineapples so I put back the can of pork and beans and grabbed his pineapples while saying DO YOU WANT MOMMY TO HELP YOU??? His little face lit up (like it still does today when I talk to him) his tail shook his mouth came open and he started yelling as though to say YES PLEASE… I swear I will never be wealthy but believe me when I tell you that I am RICH… I would not trade the life God has blessed me with for ANYTHING.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-27-2024
Ralphie D and His Pet Human ASMR

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
​69.3K subscribers
Sep 14, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
I live a life of PRIVILEGE if you ask me!! Oh sure I clean more poop in a week than most humans do in a lifetime and maybe my clothes have been handed down from friend to friend vs new from the store.. My roof leaks in multiple places yet my water lines are clogged and won’t hardly run.. My car only starts sometimes and the potholes in my driveway are massive BUT I HAVE THIS AND THIS TRUMPS ALLLLLLLLLL THAT DRAMA!!!! It actually makes it totally disappear because the ONLY THING ON MY MIND IS HOW MUCH I THANK GOD FOR CHOOSING ME TO BE THEIRS while they are tending to me like this!!! I forget that the rest of the world even exists as I feel the love flowing from those little finger tips on to my skin.. I bust my butt for them and they give me a reason to breathe… They own me!! Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-23-2024
Smallest Java Macaque Ralphie D ASMR Grooming His Pet Human

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
69.3K subscribers
9,636 views
Sep 7, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
LOOK AT THOSE TINY LITTLE RALPHIE D HANDS ATTACHED TO THAT WIDDLE BITTY RALPHIE D BODY!!! Isn’t he just the sweetest little thing you ever saw??? OMGOSH HE IS PERFECT IF YOU ASK ME!!!! I just scrolled down and realized that this video was uploaded 9 months ago but I forgot to come back and click the buttons.. OOOPS!!! I must admit I enjoyed the blast from the past when I come across it.. I really hope you enjoy it too… Ralphie D will be turning 6 years old September 8, 2024.. If you want to send him something for his special day here is a link to the Misfitland Monkey Rescue wish list https://a.co/0UsLH6n on Amazon.. HINT!!!!! He absolutely LOVEZ grasshoppers… lol..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 10-23-2024
Misfitland Monkey Rescue added 3 new photos to the album: 2024 What’s happening at Misfitland —  feeling amused.
August 7th 2024
I laughed WAYYYYYY to hard at my little #RalphieD while he was helping me gather food bowls.. Rosnah Mohamad had given me some keychains that were made with little stuffed animals on them.. #MightyMaurice absolutely LOVEZ the dragon looking one.. He drags it all over making the sounds as though he is kicking its butt.. It’s really cute.. So when I hung the swing I hung it on to the swing just to give it a way to stand up and fight back with #Maurice.. I never thought anything else about it and life went on… I guess Ralphie D had NOT realized it was hanging there as he was busy taste testing what was being dished out.. It was extremely clear that Ralphie D was getting aggravated with the extremely hyper Mighty Maurice who was bouncing off heads, walls, and anything else that was standing.. I swear that boy goes 110 mph ALLLLLLLLLLL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!! What I would give to have his energy!!! Next thing I know here comes Maurice for yet another round, he really wasn’t doing anything wrong just jumping playing and bouncing, when he jumped to the swing and smacked Ralphie across the head on his way.. When Ralphie went to smack back at him he reached up to the swing SCREAMED DESPERATELY AND FELL ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND!!! I guess he thought that dang dinosaur had him and his little life was over!!! He just about made me pee my pants!!! #OMGOSH #ILoveHim #TheGoodStuff #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-24-2024
A Little ASMR for Ralphie D

Teresa Bullock
67.1K subscribers

837 views
May 10, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Even Monkeys deserve a little ASMR now and then.. Can you FEEL what he’s feeling??? Just by looking at his adorable little Ralphie D face you can SEE the RELAXED on his little face… It honestly HELPS RALPHIE D and I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS!!! When I look into his absolutely PERFECT little face my entire heart MELTS DELUXE!!! No way could anyone understand how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE this little man!!! I can tuck his little self up under my chin and around my neck and literally FEEL the blood that is making my head feel like it could easily explode coming DOWN.. I couldn’t be more serious when I tell you this!! My blood pressure is INSTANTLY LOWERED and the entire rest of the world just disappears!!! It’s like the universe is gone and I enter another world…Alice in Wonderland don’t have anything on me BELIEVE THAT!!!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-12-2024
Magnificent ASMR Macaque Monkey Ralphie D

Teresa Bullock
65.5K subscribers
2,906 views Feb 1, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
OOOOOOOO IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ME!!!! Even on my sick days I can count on the tiny little Ralphie D fingers to make me forget all about anything other than that AMAZING FEELING of his itty bitty touches up against my skin!! If I could give you one gift that would stick HAPPY THOUGHTS with you forever it would be THIS FEELING!! I promise you it is more addictive than the hardest drug out there!!! One thing beyond any doubt if you could bottle and sell it the DEMAND would be off the charts!!! LOL.. They own me!! Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 02-03-2024
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Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-19-2024 
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
December 15th · 

The rodent problem around here is getting to be extreme OOOOOOOO HOW I LOVE THEEEEE OOOOO RALPHIE D 
He Left Me For A Hardboiled Egg ASMR

Teresa Bullock
64.4K subscribers

3,064 views
Dec 10, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
I was in complete and total paradise with the gentle touch of the most amazing tiny macaque fingers of the Ralphie D.. He is the smallest Java macaque monkey in the world it seems.. Age 5 years old he is just over 4 pounds and precious as can be.. Ralphie D has a lower colon issue and is under doctors care for it.. He had been checked for bacteria in the colon and when his test came back that he did not have a bacteria in it I was told that he must have inherited it from his parents and would be on a medication that would help stimulate the colon for the rest of his life and to expect it to be a short life… You can not imagine how hard it was to swallow that remark.. After months of absorbing the horrific news that they basically had no hope for my little man and TONZ and TONZZZZZZZZ of prayers certain things started jumping out to me.. It actually goes all the way back to my Angel Louise Bullock.. She was my first ever monkey that I had from the time she was 10 days old.. She was later determined to be diabetic and ended with her colon not working.. I had been at 2 different vets with her the day she passed and they could not help her.. Then my first rescued monkey Bugs ended up with dang near the same type of issue.. He couldn’t empty his colon no matter WHAT!! Just like Angel we was putting things in the top and up the bottom but NEVER was there a release of bowel that should have been.. JUST LIKE ANGEL!! Angel was never checked for fungus.. I guess since we new she was diabetic we assumed it had to do with that?? I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY SHE WASNT CHECKED OTHER THAN THAT because I had her to the vet seemed like 3 or more times a week for over a year but couldn’t find the right thing to fix her.. Then Bugs was full of poop the X-rays would show but couldn’t see a blockage or anything so Doc done an exploratory surgery on him and discovered that he had cirrhosis of the liver.. When looking into causes a fungal infection from MANY years ago that we thought had cleared up was the issue!!! This fungus is a environmental thing that is in the air, dirt, and ground EVERYWHERE!! I don’t know WHYYYYYYYY we don’t hear about this stuff??? Ralphie D has different symptoms yet close to the same issue.. I called to make sure they tested him for fungus and not just bacteria.. TURNS OUT THEY HAD NOT TESTED HIM FOR IT AT ALL!!! Dr Julia told her vet tech that I would have to know what fungus I was looking for and it would be nearly impossible to find.. She didn’t want to do the test for some very strange reason.. Then when the vet tech found the proper test that needed to be done and it came back that Ralphie D DOES HAVE A CONTAMINATED FUNGUS GROWING INSIDE HIM SHE AAID IT WASNT ENOUGH TO ADDRESS AND SHE FEELS HIS RESULTS ARE NORMAL AND NO DIFFERENT MEDICATION IS NECESSARY… I couldn’t accept that answer because of Angel and Bugs!!! I FELT HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU RANDOMLY SHOOT UP IN THE SKY YOU HIT SOMETHING!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOO I was forced to get him the medication without her and within 2 weeks Ralphie D started forming a TURD!!!!!! His “ACID REFLUX” that has been ongoing for the most of his short life has gotten 90% better!! Acid reflux is where this entire situation started with him years ago.. We tried diet first!! Then separated him largely from Penny Rose thinking she was stressing him out???? NOTHING SEEMED TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! Then we found a sonogram machine and was blessed with a guy who had done nothing but sonograms on Rhesus macaques for an entire year.. He instantly knew what was happening inside Ralphie causing the acid reflux and I bet if he would have been able to look inside my Angel and Bugs he would have seen the exact same thing!!! We have a fly ash dump in our town area and I am honestly believing it is killing us.. I THANK GOD FOR CONNECTING THE DOTS FOR ME AND GETTING THE RIGHT MEDS FOR THE RALPHIE D BEFORE IT WAS TO LATE!!! I have been spending a FORTUNE on anti fungal cleaner, yard killer, and air cleaning trying to get rid of the air borne fungus that BIG PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES DONT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT!!!!! If you or someone you know are having health issues OF ANY KIND that you can’t seem to get rid of THIS FUNGUS IS THE MAIN THING THAT ISNT TREATED THAT CAUSES MOST MEDICAL ISSUES BUT IF THEY FIX THE FUNGUS THEY WOULD FIX MOST THINGS AND PUT THE MEDICAL FIELD OUT OF WORK!! Do your own homework!! They are NOT GOING TO and I honestly believe that they teach the Doctors NOT to treat it.. PRAISE GOD RALPHIE D IS GAINING EACH DAY and needs a new sonogram soon!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-18-2023
ASMR Completely Relaxing Ralphie D Monkey Grooming

Teresa Bullock
64K subscribers
4,932 views
Nov 14, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Ralphie D has to be the tiniest Java macaque monkey EVER!!! He is an AMAZING groomer, ADORABLE mess maker, and a CURIOUS hunter always looking for his next crusade.. Ralphie D is 5 years old and does suffer from a problem with his lower colon.. He is on daily medication for the rest of his life but it does seem to be helping… He LOVEZ to cuddle up under my chin as close to me as he can possibly get!!! Gosh the feeling of hugging/cuddling him is OFF THE HOOK HEART MELTING!! I live for the feeling!!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio (Map Included) for more monkey business.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
​Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 11-30-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 18th   · 

#RalphieD says that Lou and Debra Ann Weiss ALWAYS sends the BESTEST tasting gifts!!! Watch him try to fill those little hands up before #AbbyLouise could get to it!! OMGOSH he is SOOOOOOOOO excited!! Listen to his little screams of joy and watch that little tail of his flop with enthusiasm!!! He is SO PRECIOUS I can’t hardly stand it!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR MAKING HIS LIFE SO SPECIAL DEBRA!!! Don’t know what we would do with out YOU 
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 16th  · 

We are still celebrating the 5 year old #RalphieD’s #Birthday!! Carlena hooked him up DELUXE!! He was EXTREMELY EXCITED about his Nutz!!!!! He was so excited about them that he didn’t even pay attention to the extremely super cool tunnel tent or one of the FAVORITE chicken treats!! He was acting like he hadn’t ate in a week!! No worries though!! #PennyRose was VERY MUCH SO INTERESTED in the tent!! As a matter of fact I had trouble getting it together with her hanging on my head grabbing it from me… Since then they have jumped on it and rolled it all over the play yard!!! It reminds me of being a kid at gym class when the teacher would get the parachute out for us to jump under.. ITS A MAJOR BIG HIT!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO VERY VERY VERY MUCH CARLENA!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling neglected.
September 12th  · 
#RalphieD the CELEBRATING #IAm!! It’s me Birthday Week and I am living LARGE!! Wellllllll sorta!!! I would be IF #PennyRose, #AbbyLouise and #GunnerBoeh would stay away from MYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY STUFF!!!!! My long time supporter and friend Colleen Lerma sent me an ENTIRE BUCKET of heavy duty fun toys that #TheHuman had all set up for me in the swing that goes on the monkey bars that Ronald Bullock and Teresa Bullock got me!! It’s a SUPER COOL climbing set that she found on Facebook Marketplace that she thought us #MonkKidz will use a lot since she removed the bird cage that used so much located in the living room.. I do understand that I was expected to share in the long run BUT IN THE SHORT RUN I WAS TOLD THIS STUFF WAS FOR MYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET EVERYONE BUT ME PLAYED WITH THE STUFF FIRST!!!! Happy flipping birthday to me I guess!!! #TheStruggleIsReal people!!! I was told that my girl Carlena Millard McCullough sent me a surprise and I’ll tell ya one thing right now!! When it gets here those other outta control #PunkMonkeys better stay out in the barn!!!! I ain’t gonna be playing around like this!! I feel MUCH BETTER now that I have a working pooper and they need to remember dynamite comes in small packages!!! THEY DONT WANT ME TO EXPLODE!!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling joyful.
September 8th  · 
HEY Everyone ITS MY #HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!!! That’s right I am 5 years old TODAY!! Upon waking up #MyHuman started say ITS MY #RALPHIED’s #BIRTHDAY TODAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY’s BABY BOY!! While she was hugging me tightly as I laid sleeping under her chin and around her neck.. Then she started saying EEWWWW I SMELL POOO!!!! Is that wRALPHIE poo?? Then she begins to make these gagging sounds as she starts to realize it is not only in my diaper but also across her chest!! I am not talking a small trail mark on her shirt but at least another diaper full!! MAN MY BELLY FEELS GOOD TODAY!!! She chocked and gagged up until she got the shower going.. I thought she was going to get all the way sick a few times but she didn’t.. Then the bipolar woman gets out of the tub saying how PROUD of me that she is for getting ALL that crap outta me!!! She started speaking some gibberish about THAT being the type of #ExplosiveDiarrhea she and Doctor Eisenburg was trying to get out of BOTH Angel Bullock and #BugsBullock but couldn’t regardless of the massive steps they took to make it happen.. IF THEY ONLY KNEW WHAT THEY KNOW NOW SHE BELIEVES THEY WOULD BOTH STILL BE HERE but she is EXTREMELY THANKFUL that they now know and the medication is WORKING on me!! The proof was EVERYWHERE this morning!! I kinda thought she was upset the way she was coughing, gagging, and carrying on but instead she has told me OVER and OVER how GOOD I am and how GREAT of a poop that was even though she thinks I may have lost that half of a pound that I had gained during it!! That’s OKAY because it makes my belly feel GOOD!! We are going to celebrate with my Ronald Bullock tonight but to start off MY day I got to open a gift from Ava and Lisa Newby!! I LOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!! Look at it!! Isn’t it AWESOME???? #AbbyLouise tried to steal it when I helped my Human hang up my swinging pod!! No worries I took it back!!! I might allow her to play with it LATER but I just got it and it is MINE for now!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO VERY VERY MUCH LISA & AVA!!!! We LOVE and miss you both!!!
My health is the absolute BEST gift I could ever receive!! IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME A MONEY GIFT IT WILL GO TOWARDS MY ACCUMULATING MEDICAL BILLS… I will soon need another sonogram and of course I am on expensive medication as well as seeing 2 Doctors for my colon issues.. THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling excited.
August 5th  · 
#RalphieD the TURNING 5 #IAm!!!! Yep on September 8, 2023 I will be 5 years old!!! Can you believe it??? I helped #MyHuman make out a wish list just for #MyBirthday.. Here is a link to it https://www.walmart.com/.../93c5360e-820c-4815-8b9f... just in case you wanna send me a surprise.. Although I really don’t know how ANY gift could be better than getting my pooper working again!!! The proof is in the pudding OR IN THIS CASE THE DIAPER!! My Human is convinced that whatever is happening inside of my body is the same thing that happened inside of #BugsBullock AND SHE IS NOW CONVINCED ITS WHAT HAPPENED TO Angel Bullock AS WELL!!! If you remember correctly we have all been diagnosed with different things BUT THE SAME ISSUE COMES UP!! We are FULL OF POOP THAT WE CAN NOT GET RID OF!!! So many of MY actions are so similar to Bugs it’s scary!! That’s what made her star looking for fungus!! Dr Julia had only checked for bacteria not fungus!!! Apparently fungus is the main factor in a LOT of sickness but for some reason the Doctors only treat the areas the fungus effects heart, lungs, liver, colon, etc without looking for the cause of the issue.. After getting this message from Dr Julia “Hi it's Dr. Julia from animal Hospital we got the fungal culture back on Ralphie him it came back him with just a few _⁠_⁠_⁠_ trick him and if you Mucor him and those are both him environmental fungi they're highly prevalent in the environment him they or him in many many sources him and it is not unusual especially with the Geo trick him to him find them in the digestive track of him people and so that makes me assume that monkeys would be the same am _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ radically can cause him disease usually an immune compromised patient him but it is rare and him the numbers that we are seeing on the culture do not support this as a fungal infection they support that this is a fungal environmental contamination him so I would not advise doing antifungal therapy for this because the antifungal therapy is him dangerous and him is hard on the liver can cause liver failure him and expensive and him requires kind of repeated monitoring with bloodwork him so it's not some thing that we just want to like jump into because we had a few Geo trick him on the fecal culture because it is you know kind of any ubiquitous fungus not him you know like a dermatophyte or you _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ or him know anything that we would associate with a specific fungal infection like a blast _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ or histoplasmosis or anything like that him but him the fecal him was otherwise negative for all other fungi if you have questions we can discuss this further um but my interpretation of this is that this is negative other than environmental contamination our number here is” my Human was SURE that the fungus was back at it again!!! SHE HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE IS FUNGUS EVERYWHERE INCLUDING THE GRASS, DIRT, AND AIR THAT WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO BREATHE, LIVE, AND PLAY IN EACH DAY THAT COULD/WILL KILL US!! Even though Dr Julia said it wasn’t enough fungus to worry about she got me the medication and started me on it… Within DAYS I started acting like I wasn’t as hungry!! I am a eater!!! I mean I REALLLLLLLLLY like to eat but since the poop quit coming out like brown water and I don’t cough myself sick hardly ever I am not eating nearly as much.. THEN JUST TODAY I was laying down on my Humans chest and she was patting my bottom like she always does she suddenly says to me Ralphie D I think you are getting bigger!! SERIOUSLY THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! Nobody ever tells me that!! It’s AMAZING what happens when your buttocks starts working properly!!! She found some antifungal stuff for the yard and put it on my wish list because my BIGGEST BIRTHDAY WISH IS FOR IT TO KEEP WORKING &&&&&&&&&&&& for nobody else to have to suffer from the effects of it!! After a bit my Human is going to take me back to Dr Julia for another sonogram so they can see how much of it is working.. We know for a fact something is working because there is consistency and even turds!! I am also being way more bossy than usual!!! She laughs when I run my little monkey mouth and often tells my that the one I am running my mouth to craps bigger than me but IDC!! I am the WEEEEEEE WIDDLE WRALPHIE D!! I run this place!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-06-2023
Can You Imagine ASMR Monkey

Teresa Bullock
62.2K subscribers
3,723 views
Aug 31, 2023
I wish I could give you the gift of THIS!! The soft tiny touch of Ralphie D’s cool extremely little fingers strolling through my hair is the greatest medication on earth!! He can erase the pain in my body, the sick feeling in my belly, the tension from bills, chores, and obstacles life is constantly hitting me with and every other feeling inside me in the first touch!! I am beyond BLESSED getting to live the life I do with these majestic animals.. Every day probably 20 or more times per day I in some way think/pray how THANKFUL I am that despite my MULTIPLE mess ups in life God found a way to make the only thing I ever REALLLLLLLY wanted and cared about a reality for me!!! There is NOTHING on earth that could even come close to a monkey hug!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-06-2023
Ralphie D Grooming Me ASMR

Teresa Bullock
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OMGOSH OMGOSH OMGOSH I DO LOVE LOVE LOVE MY RALPHIE D!!! His tiny little touches and adorable little grunts and ways of talking to me… This little guy has more LOVE flowing from his little fingers than most humans do in their entire body!! He is so kind and sweet.. He never tries to be mean or angry.. He is a true lover of peace and happiness.. His day consist of tending to me and the rest of the troop here at Misfitland Monkey Rescue.. Abby Louise is a professional groomer as well!! She has a gift that allows her tiny little fingers to take ya all the way to paradise with just a touch.. I am one BLESSED caregiver to have these adorable babies in my life.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-30-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling excited.
August 20th  · 
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FIRST PHOTO IS??????? #MyHuman says it’s the cutest little #RalphieD turd in the ENTIRE world!!! Do you remember how my lower colon has little to NO movement when they looked at it about a year ago??? They actually done the sonogram twice and there was still little to no movement even with medication.. Dr Julia said that my life is going to be short because of it and that I will be on medication three times a day for the rest of my life.. #MyMommy has been MORE than sad about it and of course, trying to do absolutely anything and everything she can to help me.. My poop is water and I cough enough to get sick a couple three times a day.. Dr Julia determined that it must be inherited because it has to be something extremely rare in macaque monkeys, she said.. #PennyRose and I was bought from the same breeder when Nancy and Craig our original humans got us.. He is an extremely well-known breeder, and it is extremely unlikely that he would use unhealthy monkeys for breeding but our Human isn’t educated in the medical field and just accepted her response and started studying ways to increase my colon activity.. Over time she has determined that my actions are a LOT like my brother #BugsBullock’s used to be… It was determined that bugs had a fungal infection that allowed the fungus to go undetected until it was too late, and it had already affected his liver giving him cirrhosis of the liver.. after he got it, and we had it sent out and found out what it was then they tested for all of the normal things that could have caused.. NONE of the normal signs were there!!! APPARENTLY THIS IS EXACTLY HOW HER GRANDMA ANDERSON DIED!!!! She had a fungus that went undetected so long, even though she was in and out of the doctors office almost daily, that it got in her lungs, and by the time it was detected it was too late and she died shortly after.. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT KILLED BUGS!!! When #TheHuman called Dr. Julia‘s office to make sure that fungus was checked for when she did my poop culture.. The lady that answered the phone looked in my records, and seen that I had NOT been checked for fungus… The lady said she was going to call my Human back that day but she didn’t.. Assuming that it was just an oversight. My Human took one of my brown water filled poopy diapers with her when she left and took it to Dr. Julia’s office.. After arriving there she was told that Dr Julia said that she would have to know what kind of fungus that she wants to look for because there is so many but my Human is clueless about the names of funguses and what she wants to look for.. Thankfully the vet tech read a message that my #Humom had received from Dr Jodi Thannum when she had wrote and asked her how she would go about finding out if there was a fungus in a monkey and she had responded with a poop culture.. Without that message from someone educated in that field they would not have listened to her at all!!! But because the vet tech read it from another doctor, she began looking on the computer for a test that would give those results, and eventually found the proper test.. Upon receiving the results my Human got a long, detailed message from Dr Julia.. The message starts out, saying that there was two types of environmental fungus found in my poop.. She stated that these are environmental fungus is that are found in the air and dirt and just about everywhere.. She said that often these funguses are found in humans, and she would ASSUME that it is the same for Monkeys.. She went on to name a lot of funguses and did agree that one of the fungus is that is inside of my little body can cause other organs to shut down just like what happened to her grandma Anderson, and Bugs but she didn’t feel that the numbers on my report would justify that.. She said that fungus control is expensive and hard to keep up with, and she did not feel that it could help me in anyway.. My human was confused as to how she wasn’t even sure if I should have it in my body at the beginning of the message yet knew that the numbers I had inside me didn’t support the oddity going on in my body.. She said the medication could cause liver problems and is extremely costly and for those reasons she didn’t want to try it.. My Human thinks that the medication that I am being forced to take three times a day for the rest of my life is probably also causing liver damage or damage to something else.. HER LOGIC WAS IF THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE OF HELPING ME WHY WOULDN’T WE TRY IT??? Soooooooooooo she called and got a refill on #Bugs old medicine and promptly started me on it.. Almost instantly I quit coughing/vomiting so much and started eating less.. I probably eat my own body weight three times a day or at least I was.. Now it appears that I am keeping some of the nutrition down and I’m not as hungry.. It has been almost a month now of us trying something different and then last night while taking a shower I got out of the tub and climbed up on top of the medicine cabinet and made this GEM of a turd!! It’s the first actual TURD that I have had and OMGOSH SHE IS IN AWE OF IT!!! She was SOOOOOO EXCITED I thought she was going to frame it or something!! I mean the old woman is 53 years old and done nothing but scrub crap her entire life… She may not know much in life but she knows her POOP and she says MINE is the sweetest thing she has ever seen!!! She has FINALLY been able to get ahold of Dr Eisenburg.. He is the one that found it in Bugs and said that it is certainly not too risky or expensive to monitor in me!! He had retired so she hadn’t been able to contact him BUT HE IS BACK NOW AND GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME!! My Human has cried more tears over this than ANYONE could imagine.. She holds me tapping my butt to help me digest stuff and thinks about Dr Julia saying that my life wouldn’t be to long due to the inherent digestive problems.. THE FACT THAT THERE IS HOPE OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY CURING ME and allowing me to be here with her for MANY MANY MANY YEARS TO COME has almost given her a second wind in life… She LOVEZ me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH I just don’t know what would happen to her if she lost me… #IAm her weeeeeeeeee widdle WRalphie D and she LOVEZ me… PRAY FOR ME AND THAT I JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!! My health is a major reflection of her health!! When I, or her other #MonkKidz, don’t feel right neither does she!! We are what makes her heart beat!! She says we are her WHY to wake up each day!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-22-2023
ASMR Macaque Groomer Ralphie D

Teresa Bullock
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Jul 27, 2023
Tiniest Java Macaque In The World Little Ralphie D Is Hard At Work Again!! He has the sweetest little touch that is just impossible for you to imagine.. His sweet little fingers gently guiding across my face is exactly what I can’t wait for at the end of each day.. I will also admit that it is my favorite way to start each day as well.. This little bitty guy totally owns my heart!! He is truly God sent!! I don’t know how God chose me to become his Humom BUT I AM SO THANKFUL HE DID!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business 🙊🙉🙈
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-30-2023
Ralphie D The Human Grooming Master ASMR

Teresa Bullock
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Jul 16, 2023
Worlds smallest Java macaque monkey Ralphie D is tiny but mighty.. He has the remarkable talent for grooming that is not only relaxing but totally addictive.. I can’t wait to get tended to with his gentle and loving little hands!! He has the sweetest little touch that totally melts my heart beyond any words in my small vocabulary.. I am beyond blessed when it comes to TRUE LOVE in my life.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-21-2023