Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 18th   · 

#RalphieD says that Lou and Debra Ann Weiss ALWAYS sends the BESTEST tasting gifts!!! Watch him try to fill those little hands up before #AbbyLouise could get to it!! OMGOSH he is SOOOOOOOOO excited!! Listen to his little screams of joy and watch that little tail of his flop with enthusiasm!!! He is SO PRECIOUS I can’t hardly stand it!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR MAKING HIS LIFE SO SPECIAL DEBRA!!! Don’t know what we would do with out YOU 
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
September 16th  · 

We are still celebrating the 5 year old #RalphieD’s #Birthday!! Carlena hooked him up DELUXE!! He was EXTREMELY EXCITED about his Nutz!!!!! He was so excited about them that he didn’t even pay attention to the extremely super cool tunnel tent or one of the FAVORITE chicken treats!! He was acting like he hadn’t ate in a week!! No worries though!! #PennyRose was VERY MUCH SO INTERESTED in the tent!! As a matter of fact I had trouble getting it together with her hanging on my head grabbing it from me… Since then they have jumped on it and rolled it all over the play yard!!! It reminds me of being a kid at gym class when the teacher would get the parachute out for us to jump under.. ITS A MAJOR BIG HIT!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO VERY VERY VERY MUCH CARLENA!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling neglected.
September 12th  · 
#RalphieD the CELEBRATING #IAm!! It’s me Birthday Week and I am living LARGE!! Wellllllll sorta!!! I would be IF #PennyRose, #AbbyLouise and #GunnerBoeh would stay away from MYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY STUFF!!!!! My long time supporter and friend Colleen Lerma sent me an ENTIRE BUCKET of heavy duty fun toys that #TheHuman had all set up for me in the swing that goes on the monkey bars that Ronald Bullock and Teresa Bullock got me!! It’s a SUPER COOL climbing set that she found on Facebook Marketplace that she thought us #MonkKidz will use a lot since she removed the bird cage that used so much located in the living room.. I do understand that I was expected to share in the long run BUT IN THE SHORT RUN I WAS TOLD THIS STUFF WAS FOR MYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY YET EVERYONE BUT ME PLAYED WITH THE STUFF FIRST!!!! Happy flipping birthday to me I guess!!! #TheStruggleIsReal people!!! I was told that my girl Carlena Millard McCullough sent me a surprise and I’ll tell ya one thing right now!! When it gets here those other outta control #PunkMonkeys better stay out in the barn!!!! I ain’t gonna be playing around like this!! I feel MUCH BETTER now that I have a working pooper and they need to remember dynamite comes in small packages!!! THEY DONT WANT ME TO EXPLODE!!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling joyful.
September 8th  · 
HEY Everyone ITS MY #HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!!! That’s right I am 5 years old TODAY!! Upon waking up #MyHuman started say ITS MY #RALPHIED’s #BIRTHDAY TODAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY’s BABY BOY!! While she was hugging me tightly as I laid sleeping under her chin and around her neck.. Then she started saying EEWWWW I SMELL POOO!!!! Is that wRALPHIE poo?? Then she begins to make these gagging sounds as she starts to realize it is not only in my diaper but also across her chest!! I am not talking a small trail mark on her shirt but at least another diaper full!! MAN MY BELLY FEELS GOOD TODAY!!! She chocked and gagged up until she got the shower going.. I thought she was going to get all the way sick a few times but she didn’t.. Then the bipolar woman gets out of the tub saying how PROUD of me that she is for getting ALL that crap outta me!!! She started speaking some gibberish about THAT being the type of #ExplosiveDiarrhea she and Doctor Eisenburg was trying to get out of BOTH Angel Bullock and #BugsBullock but couldn’t regardless of the massive steps they took to make it happen.. IF THEY ONLY KNEW WHAT THEY KNOW NOW SHE BELIEVES THEY WOULD BOTH STILL BE HERE but she is EXTREMELY THANKFUL that they now know and the medication is WORKING on me!! The proof was EVERYWHERE this morning!! I kinda thought she was upset the way she was coughing, gagging, and carrying on but instead she has told me OVER and OVER how GOOD I am and how GREAT of a poop that was even though she thinks I may have lost that half of a pound that I had gained during it!! That’s OKAY because it makes my belly feel GOOD!! We are going to celebrate with my Ronald Bullock tonight but to start off MY day I got to open a gift from Ava and Lisa Newby!! I LOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!! Look at it!! Isn’t it AWESOME???? #AbbyLouise tried to steal it when I helped my Human hang up my swinging pod!! No worries I took it back!!! I might allow her to play with it LATER but I just got it and it is MINE for now!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO VERY VERY MUCH LISA & AVA!!!! We LOVE and miss you both!!!
My health is the absolute BEST gift I could ever receive!! IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME A MONEY GIFT IT WILL GO TOWARDS MY ACCUMULATING MEDICAL BILLS… I will soon need another sonogram and of course I am on expensive medication as well as seeing 2 Doctors for my colon issues.. THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-27-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling excited.
August 5th  · 
#RalphieD the TURNING 5 #IAm!!!! Yep on September 8, 2023 I will be 5 years old!!! Can you believe it??? I helped #MyHuman make out a wish list just for #MyBirthday.. Here is a link to it https://www.walmart.com/.../93c5360e-820c-4815-8b9f... just in case you wanna send me a surprise.. Although I really don’t know how ANY gift could be better than getting my pooper working again!!! The proof is in the pudding OR IN THIS CASE THE DIAPER!! My Human is convinced that whatever is happening inside of my body is the same thing that happened inside of #BugsBullock AND SHE IS NOW CONVINCED ITS WHAT HAPPENED TO Angel Bullock AS WELL!!! If you remember correctly we have all been diagnosed with different things BUT THE SAME ISSUE COMES UP!! We are FULL OF POOP THAT WE CAN NOT GET RID OF!!! So many of MY actions are so similar to Bugs it’s scary!! That’s what made her star looking for fungus!! Dr Julia had only checked for bacteria not fungus!!! Apparently fungus is the main factor in a LOT of sickness but for some reason the Doctors only treat the areas the fungus effects heart, lungs, liver, colon, etc without looking for the cause of the issue.. After getting this message from Dr Julia “Hi it's Dr. Julia from animal Hospital we got the fungal culture back on Ralphie him it came back him with just a few _⁠_⁠_⁠_ trick him and if you Mucor him and those are both him environmental fungi they're highly prevalent in the environment him they or him in many many sources him and it is not unusual especially with the Geo trick him to him find them in the digestive track of him people and so that makes me assume that monkeys would be the same am _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ radically can cause him disease usually an immune compromised patient him but it is rare and him the numbers that we are seeing on the culture do not support this as a fungal infection they support that this is a fungal environmental contamination him so I would not advise doing antifungal therapy for this because the antifungal therapy is him dangerous and him is hard on the liver can cause liver failure him and expensive and him requires kind of repeated monitoring with bloodwork him so it's not some thing that we just want to like jump into because we had a few Geo trick him on the fecal culture because it is you know kind of any ubiquitous fungus not him you know like a dermatophyte or you _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ or him know anything that we would associate with a specific fungal infection like a blast _⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_ or histoplasmosis or anything like that him but him the fecal him was otherwise negative for all other fungi if you have questions we can discuss this further um but my interpretation of this is that this is negative other than environmental contamination our number here is” my Human was SURE that the fungus was back at it again!!! SHE HAD NO IDEA THAT THERE IS FUNGUS EVERYWHERE INCLUDING THE GRASS, DIRT, AND AIR THAT WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO BREATHE, LIVE, AND PLAY IN EACH DAY THAT COULD/WILL KILL US!! Even though Dr Julia said it wasn’t enough fungus to worry about she got me the medication and started me on it… Within DAYS I started acting like I wasn’t as hungry!! I am a eater!!! I mean I REALLLLLLLLLY like to eat but since the poop quit coming out like brown water and I don’t cough myself sick hardly ever I am not eating nearly as much.. THEN JUST TODAY I was laying down on my Humans chest and she was patting my bottom like she always does she suddenly says to me Ralphie D I think you are getting bigger!! SERIOUSLY THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! Nobody ever tells me that!! It’s AMAZING what happens when your buttocks starts working properly!!! She found some antifungal stuff for the yard and put it on my wish list because my BIGGEST BIRTHDAY WISH IS FOR IT TO KEEP WORKING &&&&&&&&&&&& for nobody else to have to suffer from the effects of it!! After a bit my Human is going to take me back to Dr Julia for another sonogram so they can see how much of it is working.. We know for a fact something is working because there is consistency and even turds!! I am also being way more bossy than usual!!! She laughs when I run my little monkey mouth and often tells my that the one I am running my mouth to craps bigger than me but IDC!! I am the WEEEEEEE WIDDLE WRALPHIE D!! I run this place!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-06-2023
Can You Imagine ASMR Monkey

Teresa Bullock
62.2K subscribers
3,723 views
Aug 31, 2023
I wish I could give you the gift of THIS!! The soft tiny touch of Ralphie D’s cool extremely little fingers strolling through my hair is the greatest medication on earth!! He can erase the pain in my body, the sick feeling in my belly, the tension from bills, chores, and obstacles life is constantly hitting me with and every other feeling inside me in the first touch!! I am beyond BLESSED getting to live the life I do with these majestic animals.. Every day probably 20 or more times per day I in some way think/pray how THANKFUL I am that despite my MULTIPLE mess ups in life God found a way to make the only thing I ever REALLLLLLLY wanted and cared about a reality for me!!! There is NOTHING on earth that could even come close to a monkey hug!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 09-06-2023
Ralphie D Grooming Me ASMR

Teresa Bullock
62.1K subscribers
2,459 views
OMGOSH OMGOSH OMGOSH I DO LOVE LOVE LOVE MY RALPHIE D!!! His tiny little touches and adorable little grunts and ways of talking to me… This little guy has more LOVE flowing from his little fingers than most humans do in their entire body!! He is so kind and sweet.. He never tries to be mean or angry.. He is a true lover of peace and happiness.. His day consist of tending to me and the rest of the troop here at Misfitland Monkey Rescue.. Abby Louise is a professional groomer as well!! She has a gift that allows her tiny little fingers to take ya all the way to paradise with just a touch.. I am one BLESSED caregiver to have these adorable babies in my life.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-30-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue is feeling excited.
August 20th  · 
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FIRST PHOTO IS??????? #MyHuman says it’s the cutest little #RalphieD turd in the ENTIRE world!!! Do you remember how my lower colon has little to NO movement when they looked at it about a year ago??? They actually done the sonogram twice and there was still little to no movement even with medication.. Dr Julia said that my life is going to be short because of it and that I will be on medication three times a day for the rest of my life.. #MyMommy has been MORE than sad about it and of course, trying to do absolutely anything and everything she can to help me.. My poop is water and I cough enough to get sick a couple three times a day.. Dr Julia determined that it must be inherited because it has to be something extremely rare in macaque monkeys, she said.. #PennyRose and I was bought from the same breeder when Nancy and Craig our original humans got us.. He is an extremely well-known breeder, and it is extremely unlikely that he would use unhealthy monkeys for breeding but our Human isn’t educated in the medical field and just accepted her response and started studying ways to increase my colon activity.. Over time she has determined that my actions are a LOT like my brother #BugsBullock’s used to be… It was determined that bugs had a fungal infection that allowed the fungus to go undetected until it was too late, and it had already affected his liver giving him cirrhosis of the liver.. after he got it, and we had it sent out and found out what it was then they tested for all of the normal things that could have caused.. NONE of the normal signs were there!!! APPARENTLY THIS IS EXACTLY HOW HER GRANDMA ANDERSON DIED!!!! She had a fungus that went undetected so long, even though she was in and out of the doctors office almost daily, that it got in her lungs, and by the time it was detected it was too late and she died shortly after.. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT KILLED BUGS!!! When #TheHuman called Dr. Julia‘s office to make sure that fungus was checked for when she did my poop culture.. The lady that answered the phone looked in my records, and seen that I had NOT been checked for fungus… The lady said she was going to call my Human back that day but she didn’t.. Assuming that it was just an oversight. My Human took one of my brown water filled poopy diapers with her when she left and took it to Dr. Julia’s office.. After arriving there she was told that Dr Julia said that she would have to know what kind of fungus that she wants to look for because there is so many but my Human is clueless about the names of funguses and what she wants to look for.. Thankfully the vet tech read a message that my #Humom had received from Dr Jodi Thannum when she had wrote and asked her how she would go about finding out if there was a fungus in a monkey and she had responded with a poop culture.. Without that message from someone educated in that field they would not have listened to her at all!!! But because the vet tech read it from another doctor, she began looking on the computer for a test that would give those results, and eventually found the proper test.. Upon receiving the results my Human got a long, detailed message from Dr Julia.. The message starts out, saying that there was two types of environmental fungus found in my poop.. She stated that these are environmental fungus is that are found in the air and dirt and just about everywhere.. She said that often these funguses are found in humans, and she would ASSUME that it is the same for Monkeys.. She went on to name a lot of funguses and did agree that one of the fungus is that is inside of my little body can cause other organs to shut down just like what happened to her grandma Anderson, and Bugs but she didn’t feel that the numbers on my report would justify that.. She said that fungus control is expensive and hard to keep up with, and she did not feel that it could help me in anyway.. My human was confused as to how she wasn’t even sure if I should have it in my body at the beginning of the message yet knew that the numbers I had inside me didn’t support the oddity going on in my body.. She said the medication could cause liver problems and is extremely costly and for those reasons she didn’t want to try it.. My Human thinks that the medication that I am being forced to take three times a day for the rest of my life is probably also causing liver damage or damage to something else.. HER LOGIC WAS IF THERE IS A SMALL CHANCE OF HELPING ME WHY WOULDN’T WE TRY IT??? Soooooooooooo she called and got a refill on #Bugs old medicine and promptly started me on it.. Almost instantly I quit coughing/vomiting so much and started eating less.. I probably eat my own body weight three times a day or at least I was.. Now it appears that I am keeping some of the nutrition down and I’m not as hungry.. It has been almost a month now of us trying something different and then last night while taking a shower I got out of the tub and climbed up on top of the medicine cabinet and made this GEM of a turd!! It’s the first actual TURD that I have had and OMGOSH SHE IS IN AWE OF IT!!! She was SOOOOOO EXCITED I thought she was going to frame it or something!! I mean the old woman is 53 years old and done nothing but scrub crap her entire life… She may not know much in life but she knows her POOP and she says MINE is the sweetest thing she has ever seen!!! She has FINALLY been able to get ahold of Dr Eisenburg.. He is the one that found it in Bugs and said that it is certainly not too risky or expensive to monitor in me!! He had retired so she hadn’t been able to contact him BUT HE IS BACK NOW AND GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME!! My Human has cried more tears over this than ANYONE could imagine.. She holds me tapping my butt to help me digest stuff and thinks about Dr Julia saying that my life wouldn’t be to long due to the inherent digestive problems.. THE FACT THAT THERE IS HOPE OF SOMETHING ACTUALLY CURING ME and allowing me to be here with her for MANY MANY MANY YEARS TO COME has almost given her a second wind in life… She LOVEZ me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH I just don’t know what would happen to her if she lost me… #IAm her weeeeeeeeee widdle WRalphie D and she LOVEZ me… PRAY FOR ME AND THAT I JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!! My health is a major reflection of her health!! When I, or her other #MonkKidz, don’t feel right neither does she!! We are what makes her heart beat!! She says we are her WHY to wake up each day!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-22-2023
ASMR Macaque Groomer Ralphie D

Teresa Bullock
61.7K subscribers
2,585 views
Jul 27, 2023
Tiniest Java Macaque In The World Little Ralphie D Is Hard At Work Again!! He has the sweetest little touch that is just impossible for you to imagine.. His sweet little fingers gently guiding across my face is exactly what I can’t wait for at the end of each day.. I will also admit that it is my favorite way to start each day as well.. This little bitty guy totally owns my heart!! He is truly God sent!! I don’t know how God chose me to become his Humom BUT I AM SO THANKFUL HE DID!! He owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business 🙊🙉🙈
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-30-2023
Ralphie D The Human Grooming Master ASMR

Teresa Bullock
61.6K subscribers
4,166 views
Jul 16, 2023
Worlds smallest Java macaque monkey Ralphie D is tiny but mighty.. He has the remarkable talent for grooming that is not only relaxing but totally addictive.. I can’t wait to get tended to with his gentle and loving little hands!! He has the sweetest little touch that totally melts my heart beyond any words in my small vocabulary.. I am beyond blessed when it comes to TRUE LOVE in my life.. He owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-21-2023