Misfitland Monkey Rescue
August 19th  · 

OOOOOHHHHH Sandra Morgan you have made #PennyRose’s heart SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!! I had NO CLUE that they would LOVE the fidget toys SOOOOOO MUCH!!! They all LOVE the nuts and banana chips I knew for sure but OMGOSH these toys are a BIG HIT!!! SUPER CHOICE THAT WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO THANKFUL FOR!!! You are AMAZING!!! THANK YOU FOR LOVING THE #MonkKidz!!!
Here is a link to their wishlist!
https://www.amazon.com/.../O95KMKDOLJR0/ref=hz_ls_biz_ex...
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-22-2023
Teresa Bullock is feeling loved.
August 4th  · 
#PennyRose #ILoveYou!! #TheGoodStuff #IAmBLESSED #MoneyCantBuy THIS
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 08-04-2023
Pet Monkey Petting Her Pet Human ASMR

Teresa Bullock
61.7K subscribers
2,313 views
Jul 28, 2023
Is she chewing my hair??? Of course she is!! How else would she know if I have kept it clean or if she needs to tend to it like the rest of me??? Should I be ashamed of the fact that I enjoy the detail of attention she pays to tending to me?? She has to get each and every smudge of inconsistency off of and away from me.. It makes me feel loved that she cares so much about my well-being that even a speck of something that she sees that doesn’t belong must go!! She thinks I am that worthy.. Gosh it feels so good to be HER PET HUMAN!! She owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business 🙈🙉🙊
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-30-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
June 23rd · 

Got the #MonkKidz one of these treat puzzles.. ITS A HUGE HIT!!! I only wish we had more for so they wouldn’t fight over it!! This is the longest something has held #PennyRose’s attention.. She can REALLY be a handful sometimes but GOD KNOWS #ILOVEHER!! The girl has me #WrappedArounHerFinger TIGHT!! Penny has #NoIdea she is a #Monkey!!! She doesn’t really care for other animals at all and has ZERO problem expressing it!! Therefore she ends up spending a lot of time in her OWN pen!! If Penny had #HerWay she would be an only monk I believe.. Wellllllllll she would probably keep #RalphieD and #AbbyLouise around BUT she would still demand that EVERYTHING be on #HerTerms and they would have to stay out in the barn away from #HerHumans!! She is extremely smart and communicates well.. She listens and answers in #macaque, my second language, with thought out responses… She tries SO HARD to be good and stay in with me BUT sooner or later her little horns start to protrude out she looses control and needs to get out into #HerSpace and release the bottled up energy she has stored from trying to maintain her little Pennytude… I promise you IF she was attending a public school they would force her to be put on Ridellan or homeschooled.. She reminds me a lot of myself MANY MOONS AGO!! You know back when I had SO MUCH ENERGY I would stand still when yelled at in public for being hyper but still had to keep swinging my arms because I JUST COULDNT STOP.. #TheStruggleIsReal and I understand!! LOL!! I do not question #God BUT I WILL ADMIT I DO THINK HE MADE ONE MISTAKE IN CREATION!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY do we have TONZZZZZZZZZZ of energy when we are #YoungAndClueless as to WHAT to do with it yet when we get old enough to know WHAT we could do with it ITS ALL GONE????? I mean seriously!! You have any idea the wasted hours of NOTHING BUT TWISTING MY ARMS could do around here now???? OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO now I need to do things like sleep!! WTH???? 40 years ago I didn’t need that to survive!! Not sure how I got off on that topic but now I
am saying to myself AND YOU NEED TO BE WORKING VS HOLDING #RalphieD AND PLAYING ON A PHONE!! SOOOOO anyhooo if anyone has dog puzzles they don’t use PLEASE PASS THEM ON TO THESE MONK KIDZ BECAUSE PENNY ROSE DONT WANNA SHARE!! or here is a link to the Amazon wishlist if your feeling generous https://a.co/0UsLH6n
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-29-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
June 15th  · 
#PennyRose the #WaterBug #IAm!!! Ain’t nobody LOVEZ water more than #IDo!!! I am just like a mermaid but without a fin!!! I swim with my eyes open and mouth shut!! All of us #MacaqueMonkey’s do that!! #MyHuman talks about how she found out that is #Macaque’s was EXCELLENT swimmers.. I guess when Jr. G and Angel Bullock was weeee widdle #MonkKidz she was out on the dock with them over at Paps house when Jr. G dove into the pond of muddy water that you could not see through!! SHE FLIPPED HER WIG!! She hit her knees and was looking back and forth trying to tell if he had come up under the dock or WHERE he went.. She said that after what felt like a lifetime his little head popped up and he grabbed the side of the dock.. She was overjoyed to see him and went to retrieve him but before she could he dove straight back under the water for another long period of time.. After that she says that they started kayaking together without fear of him drowning.. She says she is much calmer now about us monk kidz but if that’s true I can’t even imagine what she was like before!! I mean seriously that woman is ALWAYS uptight about SOMETHING!!! Just dump out the dog food and listen!! You’ll understand what I am saying
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-19-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
June 7th  · 
#PennyRose the #Pumped #IAm!!! FINALLY got my slide and MY personal swimming pool, and shades up along my my blue slide!!! She was cutting holes in the slide for us to climb in and out of but BOTH of her batteries are JUNK on her drill and she finally gave up!! That’s when she went ahead and let me back in the pen.. She had locked me out yelling something about sick and tired of me stealing EVERYTHING that she is trying to work with and running off.. She gets uptight about the silliest things sometimes but WHATEVER!!! It’s not like it was SPECIAL tin snips, battery drill, or even the pack of screws but OMGOSH you should hear her carry on about it when I am dangling it about 11 feet above her head and she can’t reach them.. She can be what you Humans call #BatShitCrazy but she is mine so I deal with her insanity and just wait locked up inside for her to #GetOverIt.. This time when she got over it she unlocked the door and forgot about her bag of Doritos she had brought out with her.. They are MY DORITOS NOW!!! Then she laid down on the trampoline with me and said Penny Rose PLEASE come take care of your mommy so I quickly squealed with my high-pitched voice and ran over to start grooming her on her shoulders and back.. I stopped and moved a couple feet away from her and she said well that wasn’t very much of a grooming and almost at the same time she starts reaching behind her saying what is that because her back was getting hot all the sudden.. TURNS OUT PEE RUNS DOWN HILL TOO!! I was being considerate and moved away but she is much fatter than me creating a slope straight to her.. WHO KNEW??? Anywho the bottom line is that I did get my stuff and she got to go take a shower.. WIN/WIN if you ask me.. #js
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Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-18-2023
Pretty Penny Rose Grooming ASMR

Teresa Bullock
60.9K subscribers
4,497 views
Jun 9, 2023

Kisses and hugs from THIS GIRL is PRICELESS!!! Penny Rose is now 5 years old and doing nothing but getting prettier in my eyes!!! Her LOVING personality makes me wanna do nothing but squeeze her and hold on to her tight!!! She has the most AMAZING PASSION for humans.. I will be honest and admit she isn’t a fan of other monkeys or animals in general.. She has to be watched CLOSELY when other animals are around because she has a Pennytude that sets off a jealously that is unbearable for her to allow anything/one else around HER Humans!!! It isn’t her fault she just LOVEZ us that much.. I believe in her mind she is protecting us but it can get annoying when try to interact with the other monk kidz, dogs, cats, pigs, chickens, and even the cows.. She just CANT control her jealousy and sadly that gets her a lot of in the pen time… I admit I look forward the entire time she is in there to getting her back out.. Imagine walking away from THIS for hours at a time!! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!! I can say without any doubt THIS IS WHERE I BELONG.. She owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-16-2023
ASMR Monkey Grooming Her Humans

Teresa Bullock
60.9K subscribers
5,344 views
Jun 7, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Is it any wonder that THIS GIRL named Penny Rose rules our troop??? Yeah Ronnie Bullock and I are supposed to be the ones taking care of her but to be honest it TOTALLY works both ways!! She takes just as much care of us as we do her!! Wellllll she doesn’t clean our pen or prepare our meals.. She doesn’t do our laundry, dishes, repairs.. She doesn’t pay for our utilities or supplies and such like we do her and the others BUT THIS!!! THIS IS WAYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN THAT STUFF SO WE CONSIDER IT A EVEN TRADE OFF!!! Yeah we Humans of Misfitland are what we considered as SPOILED by the most ADORABLE nonhumans on earth and for that we scream THANK YOU GOD FOR CHOOSING US FOR THIS MISSION!!! I have been waking up to Monkeys for over 26 years now and EVERY DAY I FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! Not many people get to say that about the life they have built for themselves AND TO BE HONEST I COULDNT UNTIL RECENTLY WHEN I REALIZED GOD WAS TRYING TO SHOW ME WHAT HE WAS SETTING UP FOR ME!!! His plans are always WAYYYYYY BIGGER THAN OURS!!! I prayed to rescue a monkey and the entire time HE was planning for me to HELP MANY MONKEYS AND TO EXPERIENCE A PEACE AND LOVE THAT I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE!!! I could write ALL day but I don’t think I could ever say enough to actually make you understand what kinda HAPPY comes from the hard work and I do mean a LOT of it is nothing but good healthy HARD WORK trying to keep up with these guys and God knows every dime goes to them and building a BIGGER BETTER LIFE for their pleasure and the future monk kidz that will appreciate it it long after I am dead and gone!!! THEY DESERVE NOTHING BUT THE BEST OUTTA LIFE!! Their hearts are pure and their minds are ALWAYS working!! CONSTANT ENRICHMENT IS A MUST FOR BOTH THEIR PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH!! Constant EXERCISE/HUNTING is a MUST and even more important than diet ALTHOUGH DIET IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT if they are not able to run, jump, climb, hunt, lift, and NATURALLY work off ANYTHING being consumed in their body it isn’t healthy is what I mean by that.. My bucket list consists of building a perfect Monkey Biodome before I die… Ronnie is so loyal and dedicated to my dream I have no doubt that if God takes me before it happens that he will continue the mission until it’s completed!! He is a monkey whisperer!! Let’s face it ALLLLLLLL animals LOVE him.. He has a gift of love and all the animals see it.. I AM SO PROUD TO BE HIS MAMAW BULLOCK!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-16-2023
Morning ASMR Macaque Monkey Penny Rose

Teresa Bullock
60.5K subscribers
2,689 views
May 31, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
I GOT A SECRET!! Ok okay OKAY!!! It’s not that big of a secret!!! Anybody who knows ANYTHING about me knows I HARDCORE SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS PENNY ROSE AND RALPHIE D MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!! If I could share anything with you it would be the FEELING I have when I hold, hug, kiss on, play with, and even the feeling I get sleeping with these macaque monkeys that I was supposed to be rescuing that ultimately ended up rescuing me!! They wrap those tiny little arms around your neck SO TIGHT that the rest of the entire world DISAPPEARS for that time being!! They have a way of making BIG problems seem doable with the way they trust and depend upon you and your knowledge as though you are their Hero!! OMGOSH they are like having a group of nonjudgmental cheerleaders following you around believing in you when you don’t believe in yourself AND when you fail and just don’t even wanna talk about it or think about it THEY GOT THAT COVERED TOO!!! They will have me just sit back while they groom the disgust of the failure away and figure out what you were supposed to learn from it so you can do it, right!!! I don’t know if you’re anything like me, but if so, when you get aggravated with yourself, you have to come down many notches before you can even begin to think straight again!! They erase that for me bringing me back down to a level I can think and reason with!! To me THEY are the medication that the Doctor never ordered!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-03-2023
Macaque Monkey Grooming Her Human

Teresa Bullock
58.8K subscribers
2,328 views
Mar 22, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
This is THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP I don’t care what Folgers coffee has to say about it!! You haven’t ever experienced PERFECTION until you have been properly groomed by a macaque monkey!! There is nothing better than the true love that they put in to tending to someone.. The feeling of those tiny hands working hard to do away with any imperfections that they find on you is OFF THE CHARTS and honestly makes you wish they would find more when they walk away.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Monkey Kisses DELUXE

Teresa Bullock
58.5K subscribers
66 views
Mar 5, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Java macaque monkey Penny Rose is one of the sweetest things when it comes to hugs and kisses!! Don’t get me wrong!! She is a ROUGH one to say the least BUT she makes up for all her crazy antics with just a one body melting hug across the top of my head as she swings herself around to my face holding on tight to my hair till she starts kissing me with her tickling little furry lips makes up for her craziness beyond any reasonable doubt!! I love this little rug rat more than any words could ever explain!! She owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-05-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
February 10th  · 

#PennyRose is 5 years old!!! HOLY SMOKES HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???? Thank Gos for Ava and Lisa Newby who never forgets anything!!! I about crapped when Sonnys came walking in with her gift yesterday!! YES I TOTALLY FORGOT!!! Her birthday is February 8th and I missed it!!! Poor baby girl!! She is so mistreated.. I am working hard to make up for such an error and I think she has forgiven me more than I have forgiven myself.. I think tonight she will get a nice hot bath to swim in to relieve her stress from my huge mistake!! PENNY ROSE IS PREPARING FOR SPRING AND IS IN NEED OF SOME NEW FRESH TOYS TO PLAY WITH.. You can help her with her new toys by donating to her birthday fundraiser right here!! THANK YOU TONZZZZZZ AND DONT FORGET TO LEAVE HER A BIRTHDAY WISH HERE!! I do read them to her 
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 02-17-2023