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ASMR Monkey Grooming and Chatter MOMMYS HOME

Teresa Bullock
67.4K subscribers

4,381 views
May 22, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
LISTEN TO THEM TELLING ME HOW MUCH THEY LOVE AND MISSED ME!!!! I have said for years that if I could ever find someone that LOVED me like my monk kidz do that it might work out!!! I went to Athens Greece for a week and I guess they thought I was NEVER coming back home… Oh how I missed THIS while I was gone!!! The trip was AMAZING and the people were INCREDIBLE but let’s face it NOTHING and i do mean NOTHING could ever compare what is happening right here!!! Life just doesn’t get any better!!! #PRICELESS!!!!  They own me!!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-03-2024
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
May 20th 2024
#RalphieD #TheWonderer #IAm!!! #IWonder where #MyHuman has been?? I wonder where #MySurprise is she #Promised me??? AND I wonder if she’s gonna cook my #BACON???? #GodKnows #INeedBacon!!!! Wherever she was she came home a total MESS!! #AbbyLouise and I had to work super duper hard trying to clean her up to be somewhat presentable so she can get busy with the knee high grass around here!! I heard #SonyaRoberts telling how GOOD us #MonkKidz have been since she was gone and how good and clean our pens are… She said we were the BESTEST BABIES EVER.. I am pretty sure #TheHuman already knew that but I guess it’s always good to hear!! The only fuzz child that gave Erica a problem was that dang juvenile delinquent #DieselDog!! #ThankGod for the #AirTag that gave her the address to direct Ronald Bullock and her directly to him so he got back safely!!! THANK YOU ERICA AND SONYA FOR KEEPING US HAPPY, SAFE, and SUPER DUPER FULL WHILE Teresa Bullock WENT #MIA!! Not sure what we would do without yall
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-22-2024
Ralphie D ASMR Macaque with Abby Louise

Teresa Bullock
67.2K subscribers

2,300 views
May 19, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
The smallest and cutest old world monkey Java macaque Ralphie D is back at it.. Tending to AND BEING TENDED TO are the things he does BEST in this world!!! LOOOOK at that wee tiny little bitty Ralphie D face!! Don’t ya just want to KISS it ALLLLLLLLLL OVER???? He is so tiny and so PERFECT I just can’t stand it!! No way could anyone ever understand how much I LOVE his little Ralphie D!!! He makes my heart jump with excitement just typing his name.. He has HARD CORE SERIOUSLY bonded with Ms Abby Louise.. Abby is a 25 year old Java macaque who has REALLY been through the wringer in her lifetime!! She and her 2 brothers were turned into the state of Ohio as dead by a “RESCUE” here in Ohio but the fact was that they had NOT Euthanize them but in fact had SOLD the 3 of them to others who were keeping them illegally in the state of Ohio.. It is a very messed up situation BUT WE ARE EXTREMELY THANKFUL SHE IS NOW HERE AT MISFITLAND FOR THE REST OF HER PRECIOUS LIFE.. I LOVE HER SO MUCH!! She owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-22-2024
ASMR Monkey Madness

Teresa Bullock
67.1K subscribers

3,127 views
May 7, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Ralphie D and Abby Louise .. The fact that they love and trust me enough to want to be this close to me including me in their most important bonding relationship makes me feel like the RICHEST WOMAN ON EARTH!!! There is a difference between WEALTHY and RICH!! Wealth is something that I will probably never have.. I spend everything on the monkeys and I plan for them to have their biodome by the time I die so every penny I ever come into contact with has to go towards that!!! That is how they are going to be able to pay someone to tend to them like I do for free.. But RICH??????? You are not RICH in life until you have something money can’t buy and I am here to tell you I am RICH BEYOND COMPREHENSION!!! I thank God for choosing me to tend to His precious babies!! Being a Pet Human is the GREATEST JOB EVER!!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-12-2024
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Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-02-2024
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
April 6th 2024
#AbbyLouise The Precious #IAm!!! Everybody LOVEZ me and just wants to spend their time with ME.. Notice here how I have trained both #PennyRose and #RalphieD to gently groom me.. As a matter of fact they will argue over who gets to be the one that grooms me.. It’s due to my cuteness!! No one can resist my adorable little Gumby smile and my perfectly round hairy body.. Let’s face it when you look up the word ADORABLE in the dictionary you will find my photo next to the explanation.. Seeing is believing right??? The crazy part is that I don’t even have to try!!! I am just overflowing with PERFECTIONISM
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-18-2024
High Maintenance Pet Human ASMR

Teresa Bullock
66.6K subscribers
Mar 24, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Sometimes I get TOTALLY OVERWHELMED with LIFE but no worries I have the greatest emotional support system on earth!!! I remember being a small child with the strong desire to have a companion to love.. Something that would not be mad constantly that I could love and take care of.. I remember “MAKING DEALS” with God such as praying on a REGULAR BASIS for him to bring my Barbie to life… I remember PROMISING him that I wouldn’t tell anyone and how I would be able to hide it in the attic space during the day and sneak enough food to it that no one would ever find out “OUR SECRET”.. I know that there IS a GOD with unlimited ability to make things happen and have known it my entire life!! YES I DO BELIEVE is what I am saying.. I also believe that when we pray God answers in 3 different ways being either YES, NO, or I HAVE A BETTER ANSWER!! Of course my Barbie dolls never came to life OR DID THEY??? I have had monkeys over 27 years now.. Being TOTALLY HONEST it probably took me 20 of those years to realize that these Monk Kidz of mine ARE MY ANSWERED PRAYER &&&&&&&&&&& I must admit HIS PLAN IS MUCH BETTER THAN MINE WAS!!! I guess it was silly of me to think that God would want me to keep his Blessings a secret and HIDE it from the world.. He wanted me to have everything I wanted AND MORE!! My childhood prepared me for the plan building mental and physical strength to be able to relate to and understand the emotional state of minds along with a sense of communication with all animals.. I know it sounds odd but in a LOT of ways I FEEL the animals emotions and relate to their wants/needs when I interact with them and oddly they seem to know it as well.. I feel like it’s the ANSWERED PRAYER that I prayed for as a child that I didn’t realize was GOD’s BETTER PLAN when I wake up each day with the arms of my MANY monkeys around my neck, reaching for my hands, talking to me in monkey chats and owning my entire heart EACH DAY!!!! Our plans will NEVER be as PERFECT as HIS!!! I am living proof that GOD IS LISTENING AND HE IS STILL IN THE ANSWERING PRAYER BUSINESS!! You just have to have FAITH!! Trust me MY LIFE COULD NEVER GET ANY BETTER THAN IT IS RIGHT HERE IN THIS VIDEO!!! I THANK GOD FOR THAT!!! My Penny Rose and Ralphie D along with zombie monkey Abby Louise are the kindest and most soothing massaging Java Macaques left on earth today and I got chosen to be their pet human!!! Talk about WINNING ❤️❤️❤️ They own me!! Life is too short to fit in.. THANK YOU FROM ALL US MISFITZ
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-25-2024
My Precious Valentine ASMR

Teresa Bullock66K subscribers

1,460 views
Feb 15, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
I hope and pray that YOU were tended to for Valentine’s Day’s with such LOVE, CARING, and GRACE as you will see displayed here between Java Macaque Monkeys Abby Louise and Ralphie D… ARENT THEY PRECIOUS????? I wish there was a way to bottle and sell the LOVE, PATIENCE, and PEACE you see being shared between these 2 old world primates.. I would be a WEALTHY WOMAN and my babies would have their perfect monkey biodome that I have always dreamed of building them!!! Each bottle would be PRICELESS just like the 2 you see on your screen now.. TOTALLY PRICELESS!!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 02-19-2024
Teresa Bullock
Dang It Feels GOOD To Be Me #ASMRMonkey #ASMR #MyBabies #TheGoodStuff #SPOILED #DELUXE #TheBestOfMe
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-31-2024 
Macaque Monkey ASMR Trade Off Abby Louise and Ralphie D

Teresa Bullock
64.9K subscribers
648 views
Jan 10, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a 50/50 partner?? You know one that actually comes through when it is THEIR TURN to rub/groom you and have ZERO EXPECTATIONS of you after they give a quarter of the time back to you??? Watch as tiny little Ralphie D and adorable little Abby Louise tend to each other in such a cute and caring manner.. You can see and feel the LOVE and RESPECT that they have for each other.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-11-2024
Abby Louise and Ralphie D ASMR Macaque Monkey Grooming

Teresa Bullock
64.6K subscribers
Jan 2, 2024
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
LOOK AT THE POSITIONS HE LETS HER PUT HIM IN!!! Do you get THIS relaxed when being groomed and massaged??? I have to admit I become jello when they start doing this stuff to me!! Truth is Ed McMann could be outside knocking on the door with that big check I have always dreamed of but if I was being GROOMED I would be like WELLLL HES GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!!!! I am being taken care of right now!! LMAO!! There is NOTHING that could feel better than a moment like THIS!!! It’s PRICELESS and beyond anything else on earth!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-02-2024
CUTENESS OVERLOAD DELUXE ASMR MONKEYS

Teresa Bullock
64.3K subscribers

2,924 views
Dec 7, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
If you are happy and you know it stick your bottom up in the air!! THIS is what spoiled looks like!!! OMGOSH I LOVE LOVE LOVE THESE 2!!! They are simply AMAZING and the way they show LOVE is priceless!!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-17-2023
ASMR Macaque Monkeys Ralphie D and Abby Louise

Teresa Bullock
64.1K subscribers
Nov 30, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Ralphie D is a 5 year old Java Macaque monkey who lives at Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio.. Abby Louise is a 23 year old Java macaque monkey who is legally back from the dead so we call her our zombie monkey.. Abby Louise is very healthy other than the broken tail that keeps her from jumping and climbing like the others she thrives here at the farm.. Ralphie D suffers from a colon issue that has stunted his growth and effects his well-being.. His upper colon works properly BUT HIS LOWER COLON HAS LITTLE TO NO MOVEMENT.. Dr Julia checked his stool after the sonogram.. she called me and told me to disregard the antibiotic she was giving him that it must be inherited because nothing showed in his stool.. She put him on something for the acid reflux and said he would be like this for the rest of his life.. I study and watch these monk kidz of mine NON STOP!! The ONLY THING I want to do is make their life better!!!! There were a LOT of things that kept reminding me of Bugs that Ralph does.. I know Bugs suffered from a fungus that went untreated causing cirrhosis of the liver, which I found out works the colon through Bugs unfortunate health… I called and asked if they had checked for fungus, and was shocked to find out that they had not!!! So I took a diaper in to have it tested.. At first the vet was telling me it couldn’t be done because I would have to know what type of fungus I was looking for.. This struck me as extremely odd because I did not have to know when Dr Eisenburg found it on Bugs.. Eventually her vet tech was able to find the proper code to check for fungus and took the diaper from me.. Turns out he DOES HAVE a contaminant fungus and treatment of the fungus has improved his colon Tremendously!! I am praying that he keeps getting BETTER AND BETTER!! Keep him in your prayers!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-01-2023

Abby Louise and Penny Rose ASMR Macaque Grooming Monkeys

Teresa Bullock
64.1K subscribers
1,654 views
Nov 28, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
My BEAUTIFUL girls Penny Rose and Abby Louise are taking very good care of each other.. ARENT THEY PERFECT???? Grooming is a universal language that all understand… It’s a way of showing love and respect towards each other without saying a word… You can FEEL the love between them just watching the video… Sure they have their moments but overall they truly have each other’s back… They are sisters from another mister and they are okay with that.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in…
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 12-01-2023
ASMR Macaque Monkeys Ralphie D and Abby Louise Doing Their Thing

Teresa Bullock
63.7K subscribers
2,911 views
Nov 1, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
ADORABLE AT ITS BEST!!! Java macaque monkeys Abby Louise and Ralphie D have become BFF’s and it shows!!! Watch them tend to each other with such LOVE and KINDNESS!! WOW wouldn’t it be AMAZING if humans could be so kind to each other??? Never do you see THIS kinda compassion for each other from humans!!! We could learn SOOOOO MUCH from them if we could open our minds up to the idea of CARING..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 11-12-2023
ASMR Adorable Monkeys Grooming

Teresa Bullock
61.7K subscribers
2,312 views
Jul 24, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
The world needs more of this!! Why can’t humans primates learn from the nonhuman primates how to treat each other?? Notice the love and respect going on here?? Notice the willingness to give and receive.. Nonhuman primates have respect and consideration for each other.. Gosh we the people NEED to learn something here!! We should be so willing to give and receive like they do.. Seems instead all we want to do is receive.. Nobody is willing to give any more.. Respect means SOOOOO MUCH and will get you FAR in life.. Just remember to be like Ralphie D and Abby Louise every day and slowly the world will become a better place.. They own me.. life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 07-30-2023
Macaque Monkeys Ralphie D & Abby Louise Incredible ASMR Grooming

Teresa Bullock
61.1K subscribers
4,524 views
Jun 21, 2023
Please give us a “LIKE” to help support the monkeys!! All the crap I scrub.. All the dishes I do, All the laundry that goes with them and the constant MESS they make is ALLLLLLLLL worth it when they start their grooming!! That’s right I bust my butt and THIS is the payment that I get for the never ending care given to these monk kidz… YEAH I AGREE!!! I am probably overpaid more than I deserve but WHO turns down extra payments??? This right here is PRICELESS and I am blessed to have such an abundance of LOVE and CARE given to me!!! No human could ever LOVE me like they do!!! They own me!!! Life is too short to fit in!!! Check out Misfitland Monkey Rescue in Moscow Ohio for more monkey business.. THANK YOU FOR LOVING THEM ❤️🙊🙉🙈
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-29-2023
The 2 Java Macaques That Saved Me

Teresa Bullock
60K subscribers
1,379 views
May 13, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
This is Java macaques Penny Rose and Ralphie D.. God sent me these Toledo babies when I was at the lowest point in my life.. Angel Louise Bullock had passed away November 5, 2018.. She was the first monkey I had ever had and a LARGE part of me passed away with her!! As a matter of fact I am still receiving counseling to deal with life without her!! Then on May 8, 2019 came Penny Rose and Ralphie D!! NO ONE CAN OR WILL EVER REPLACE MY ANGEL BELIEVE THAT!!! What they did do was present me with a NEW NORMAL that I was in desperate need of!!! They were bouncing off walls knocking down EVERYTHING they could come in contact with!! Not much time left in a day to just sit and cry!! It’s almost as though they knew when I was getting too emotional, and they had to create havoc in order to change my mindset!! I don’t know what I would have done or where I would be ri now without my Penny Rose and Ralphie D the monkeys God sent to save me.. THANK YOU GOD!!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-14-2023
Macaque Monkeys Grooming Their Human

Teresa Bullock
59.8K subscribers
5,875 views
May 4, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Why is my hair ALWAYS a mess and the rest of me too??? Because I spend my days and nights trying to give these monk kidz the life they deserve!!! How do I get paid??? RIGHT HERE!!! YEP YOU SEE IT!!! I clean more crap than most people could EVER imagine because I believe the monkeys deserve to have toys, blankets, soft beds, and hammocks like they were raised with for enrichment that makes them HAPPY to go along with all the natural outside hunting area with swings and slides, bugs and plants and natural desires God put in their heart as well.. THIS WORK ISN'T EASY but when THIS is the paycheck you don't even feel like its work!!! They say if you LOVE what you do its never a day at work and over the years that has left me with nothing but MAJOR Fybro pain and c-PTSD I have to agree with that statement!!! I will admit I will never be WEALTHY!! Don't seem to be in God's plans AND THAT'S OKAY!!!! Can't name you ONE thing that I am doing without!!! HOWEVER I will also admit I AM RICH BEYOND MEASURE!!!! I spent the most of my life feeling like I had no purpose or talent.. I don't have any real skills, I can read but can't tell ya what I just read unless it was about monkeys of course!! For some reason monkey info sinks in WAYYYYYYYY BETTER!! I don't have book smarts and my street smarts only go so far.. I have felt/been a MISFIT my entire life!! I had NO IDEA that was just God preparing me for my mission he put me here for!!! I can see now that I was sent here to feed and help his animals!! I pray by the time I die these guys are floating on a lazy river through their perfect monkey bio dome with the perfect trees, bushes, plants, insects, etc for them to have the perfect monkey diet.. I DREAM BIG FOR THESE GUYS!!!! GOD WILLING IT WILL HAPPEN even if my GRANDson, Ronnie Bullock, has to finish it after I am gone!! He is just fine with working for a good monkey grooming too!! He has the same LOVE, PASSION, AND DRIVE to help them as I do!! HE GETS IT FROM ME!! hehe!!! They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-08-2023
SPOILED DELUXE Dual Monkey Grooming ASMR

Teresa Bullock
59.3K subscribers
1,654 views
Apr 20, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Gosh I can’t even begin to tell you how AMAZING it is to be their pet human!!! OHHHHHH YEAH I have a TONNNN of stuff I could/should be doing BUT OMGOSH WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORTH WALKING AWAY THIS FOR??? These monk children are what makes my Sun come up and go down!! How could you not love them?? I mean yeah they will tear up EVERYTHING you own with absolutely no regard as to how much you paid for it or what kind of an antique it was!! Oh Yeah it takes every dollar that comes by to buy the veggies, fruit, crickets, mealworms, vet bills, utilities, repairs Gosh they could tear up a steal wedge collection, and etc for them.. Yes as you clean you hear stuff hitting the floor behind you so technically NOTHING is ever clean!! Oh yeah I end up with a lot of cuts, scrapes, and scratches trying to make their life as comfortable as possible BUT I WOULDNT CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD!!! My only goal in life is to have these babies a way of surviving once I am gone!! These monkeys are fixed and just living their life’s out the happiest as possible!! Everyone here is a rescue and raised with the minute, he set us humans appreciate!! My goal in life is to offer them the best of both worlds, the life they was raised with accommodated with the ability to do the natural things that monkeys desire to do… I also desire to educate people about REAL LIFE with a monkey and the enclosures that will allow their monkeys to have the best possible life that can be offered to them!! Often we are quick to judge others and name call names when the truth is the people just didn’t know!! I am here to HELP the monkeys not judge their Humans!! Regardless of what pet you choose it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to provide it with the habitat that is going to be HEALTHY for them allowing them to use the God given instincts that they have!! Monkeys eat up to 7 hours per day!! They NEED to hunt and forage to keep their minds and bodies healthy!! They don’t sit and eat meals like we do.. They eat ALLLLLL day!! That is what they are programmed to do and why I find it EXTREMELY IMPORTANT for them to have a 24/7 access to an outdoor enclosure that offers grass, bugs, dirt, water, rocks, swings, and ways to be the monkey God designed them to be.. OHHH YEAH I totally agree they need they Human interaction that they have been raised with and desire desperately but with age just like us become very independent and need to be able to make their own choices just like us!! That’s why they MUST HAVE their own enclosure where they can be THEMSELVES without getting into trouble for it.. RESPECT is a key for all relationships and a relationship with a monkey is no different!! These monkeys learn quickly that if they want to be out with me they must keep their diaper on while inside and behave to a certain degree.. If YOU choose to bring a monkey or any other pet in to your home you MUST REMEMBER when things go wrong/broken/ripped/spilled that it’s YOUR FAULT because YOU brought the monkey in!! DONT BLAME THEM!!! I am telling you now THEY WILL TEAR UP EVERYTHING!! It’s what they do!! They have thumbs and NOTHING is off limits to them!! Doors, drawers, cabinets, etc is NOTHING to them!! Master lock and key is the best option BUT they do know how to put the key in and open a lock so you must keep the key somewhere outta reach to them!! Monkeys are EXTREMELY intelligent!! They understand what you are talking about and can plan and think ahead!! Out smarting the monkeys can be tricky TRUST ME!!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-22-2023
Do Me ASMR Monkey Grooming Challenge

Teresa Bullock
59.2K subscribers
1,874 views
Apr 14, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
We all want to be touched and loved!! It’s no different for Java macaques Ralphie D and Abby Louise!! Watch as they go back and forth as though to say OK ITS MY TURN!! DO ME!! I find it down right ADORABLE to watch.. I will admit it breaks my heart for one of them to ask the other to do it then be ignored.. See monk grooming has RULES!! IF you get groomed has to do with your ranking in their troop and the AMOUNT of grooming you get has to do with where you stand ranking in that troop!!! Grooming is a PRIVILEGE and not everyone gets it!! I LOVE watching and learning all about their RULES!! I love the fact that I get to be part of their troop!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-15-2023
Macaque Monkey Troop Grooming ASMR

Teresa Bullock
59.2K subscribers
2,178 views
Apr 13, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE!! It helps support the monkeys… How much do you think a GROOMING SESSION should/would cost?? A session directly aimed at nothing but YOU and DETAILING your body!! Let me tell ya I could never afford to be able to pay them what it’s worth!! The pure relaxation that completely overcomes my entire body is unexplainable!! My vocabulary isn’t big enough to put it in to words!! All I can say is it’s PRICELESS and AWESOME DELUXE for sure!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-15-2023
Java Macaque Monkeys Penny Rose and Abby Louise Grooming

Teresa Bullock
59.2K subscribers
2,267 views
Apr 10, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
OMGOSH HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 2 MORE PERFECT JAVA MACAQUES??? This is Penny Rose and Abby Louise!! They are quite different in age with Abby being 23 and Penny being 5 you can imagine the difference in activity levels between them but the one thing they both have is the same desire to groom!! These girls can grooming all day and night!! Watch Penny Rose after Abby Louise leaves her all alone!! SHE STARTS GROOMING THE CARPET!! Seriously!! She can’t be stopped!! She MUST keep going!! She is AMAZING!! Heck they both are!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-15-2023
WARNING ASMR MONKEY GROOMING CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Teresa Bullock
59.1K subscribers
3,458 views
Apr 7, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
OMGOSH HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING AS SWEET AS THESE 2 PRECIOUS MONK KIDZ OF MINE??? They keep my heart beating with nothing but LOVE for them!! I have lived with monkeys for 26 years now and EVERY DAY I still get that EXCITED HEART RACING BREATH TAKING FEELING OF PURE EXCITEMENT EACH DAY!! They are no doubt my TRUE LOVE.. I overlook all the chaos and drama because having them present in my everyday world means more to me than the messes they make or the damage they cause.. MONKEYS ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE!!! That is a fact!! However they are WHATS right for me!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-10-2023
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
April 1st  · 
#PennyRose The PERFECT #IAm!! I know this because #MyHuman ALWAYS tells me so!! I have been trying SO HARD to be good lately I can honestly say I that I have been seriously impressing myself with my ability to behave myself!! Now that #ReeseBullock is living out on the porch I have been spending my time outside over at the unattached barn!! That chaps my little #MonkeyButt because I really like to be outside the porch part where I can see everything happening at all times!! I don’t understand what the big deal is with ME being next to #ReesieCup?? Yeah I know I was the one who tried to grab his buttocks through the cage that upset him and her but I was just playing!! I mean come on he is in #MySpace!! He needs to understand HE is the intruder #NotMe!! He is the one that needs to #LooseTheAttitude and just get along!! He should be THANKING me for sharing my toys with his #DramaKing self not telling #TheHuman on me!! ANYHOO I am #NoDoubt a #MommysGirl and she isn’t going to have me feeling left out for any period of time SO I have been getting more INSIDE time!! She has been tying me up to the window seal next to the couch allowing me to come in earlier than normal to watch TV with her and my #RonnieBullock.. As far as I am concerned I think I AM #WINNING!! That’s right I am in the living room and Reese is watching through the window!! HA!! NOW WHATCHA WANNA TALK ABOUT REESE?? WHO IS THE SMART ONE???
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-05-2023
Macaque Monkeys Grooming Their Family

Teresa Bullock
59K subscribers
2,747 views
Apr 3, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Often I am asked if the grooming HURTS??? Truth is for the most part it is the MOST INCREDIBLE FEELING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I LIVE FOR IT!! But I would be lying if I said it never felt like a pinch or a hair pulled out feeling.. I wouldn’t call it PAIN but for a second it is a bit uncomfortable.. Age has brought me up a few skin tags that the monk kidz spend a LOT of time trying to remove for me.. Sometimes that too becomes uncomfortable but all I have to do it tell them what is happening and they will move on.. They want nothing more than to please you and to hear what a great job that they are doing so upsetting you is the last thing they want.. I try to always point out to them that they are doing something GOOD!! No matter how small it might be I always remind them that they are beautiful/handsome and how much I love them!! They can just be sitting on the window ledge looking out or soaking up the Sunshine and I will see them and start going ON AND ON about how GOOD they are and how PROUD of them I am.. INSTANTLY they will start blowing me kisses and sometimes even SCREAM with excitement and pride!! I believe this is why they stop at the first sight of doing something uncomfortable to me.. They/pets want to PLEASE you when they love you.. I believe PRAISE is the greatest training tool out there when it comes to training regardless of what you are training.. I have a DEEP MEAN VOICE when they are wrong/bad and I have my SUPER DUPER I AM SO PROUD OF YOU JUMPING UP AND DOWN CLAPPING MY HANDS AND GOING CRAZY.. Trust me they respond to this!! ESPECIALLY POTTY TRAINING A DOG!!! They get it in NO TIME!! I feel privileged to be able to share such a bond with these monk children that clearly own me!! I think the answer to the question is ITS WORTH IT TO ME!! Any slight discomfort that might come with the grooming is totally worth the overall outcome!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-05-2023
Macaque Monkeys Monkeying Around

Teresa Bullock
59K subscribers
1,527 views
Apr 1, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Java macaque monkeys Abby Louise, Penny Rose, and Ralphie D are just hanging out monkeying around the living room with me on a chilly day!! They don’t like to be cold and can’t seem to get close enough to the heat.. THEY GET THAT FROM ME!!! I don’t like to be cold either!! They are very much like us even though people don’t want to admit it!! They own me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-05-2023
Java Macaque Monkey Sister Grooming ASMR

Teresa Bullock
58.7K subscribers
1,167 views
Mar 19, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Check out these Java macaque monkey sisters named Abby Louise and Penny Rose tending to each other.. AREN’T THEY PRECIOUS?? They are not blood sisters.. As a matter of fact Abby Louise came from here in Ohio and Penny Rose came from Virginia.. Penny Rose is only 5 years old and Abby Louise is 23 years old.. They do LOVE each other but must be watched closely when together!! Both girls are drama queens and not afraid to stand up for themselves when they think they are right no matter how silly the drama is about!! Guess that’s just a privilege of being female!! They get to change their mind REPEATEDLY and expect others to keep up with what they are thinking and WHY they are so P.O.ed about their misunderstanding of what is happening.. Abby Louise and Penny Rose have been known to over use the privilege when it comes to each other.. That is why they only get limited time together with me close by as a referee.. I know they have love for each other is why I find it important for them to interact.. There is a lot of people in life that I REALLY enjoy being around but to be honest it has to be in LIMITED intervals so I get it.. LOL.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-20-2023
Java Macaque Penny Rose My WHY

Teresa Bullock
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Mar 12, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
This video is dedicated to my Princess Penny Rose.. This adorable hyper active Java Macaque Monkey has stolen my heart giving me a reason to get up regardless of the state of depression that had tried to take over after My Angel Louise Bullock passed away.. Angel left me on November 5, 2018 breaking my heart and leaving me with NO DESIRE to find a New Normal at all… Angel Louise had become my every second of every day and when tending to her wasn’t part of my life my WHY was gone!! I honestly didn’t think I would ever be able to sleep again!! Not having Angel tucked in close and tight to me feeling the warmth of her little hairy body and listening to the beautiful sound of her heart beat was more than I could possibly stand!! A lot of people suggested that I get another baby monkey.. I was almost offended by the comments because THERE IS NOOOOOO REPLACEMENT FOR MY DIVA MONKEY ANGEL LOUISE BULLOCK!! I wasn’t grasping the truth behind what they were saying/suggesting!! They was just trying to help me find a New Normal and quit living in a routine that didn’t exist anymore.. Then there came a call about not one but 2 baby Java macaque monkeys that needed a forever home/ME!!! I had NO CLUE that May 8, 2019 would be the day that I started to grasp what my New Normal was going to be!! I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT BABY MONKEYS WAS LIKE!! OMGOSH talk about ENERGY!!! 24/7 there was now this PRECIOUS little monkey boy named Ralphie D who LOVEZ to be tucked away tight under my neck right next to my heart where he stays MOST of the time even to this day… THEN THERE IS THIS GIRL!! MY PERFECT PENNY ROSE!! The one who clears EVERYTHING off every counter and flips over every chair in sight!! The one who LOVEZ playing in water and splashing EVERYTHING around!! The one who believes EVERYTHING needs washed in her pools including but not limited to cellphones and remote controls!! The one who spins by her teeth and bounces like a kangaroo!! The one who totally melts her little body over the top of my head hugging me SO TIGHTLY on the way down and kisses my face with her furry little monkey lips!! This girl hugs me SO TIGHT when we sleep and lays her little chest right over ears playing my FAVORITE SONG in the entire world!!! MY BABIES HEART BEATING!!! I often call Penny Rose, ANGEL LOUISE to this day!! Yeah she reminds me often of my Lipstick Monkey Angel Louise Bullock with her personal spin of PENNY ROSE intertwined together!! She is God Sent for sure!! She owns me!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-15-2023
Abby Louise and Ralphie D Monkey Grooming ASMR

Teresa Bullock
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2,881 views
Mar 11, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Watch little Abby Louise tend to her little Ralphie D.. Look at the awkward positions he put himself in to enjoy her tender touch!! DO YOU THINK HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT SPOILED??? He is 4 years old and the size of a 1 year old!! He has got to be the smallest Java macaque monkey in the world.. He does have a medical condition that causes his body to not absorb the nutrients it needs.. He will be on medication for the rest of his life that is supposed to help his lower colon work to help correct the issue.. It certainly helps with the acid reflex and helps him to keep his food down.. Abby Louise thinks he is going to be her widdle Ralphie D forever.. I think she is right!! I LOVE them.. They own me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-15-2023
Macaque Love Taps ASMR

Teresa Bullock
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633 views
Mar 9, 2023
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
SPOILED I AM!!! Watch this AMAZING Java macaque named Abby Louise take care of me!!! Yeah sure I have a TON of work that I should be doing BUT COULD YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS??? I don’t think you could!! Nothing feels as INCREDIBLE as those tiny little macaque fingers running through my hair!! I mean I could live without the spit balls on the hair BUT I will take it since it’s part of the package!! I am SO BLESSED to be her Human!! She owns me.. Life is too short to fit in !!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-09-2023