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ASMR Monkey Abby Louise Just Relax Video

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
71.9K subscribers
3,882 views
Jun 21, 2025
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
THANK YOU GOD FOR CHOOSING ME TO BE HER PET HUMAN!!!!! I scream this CONSTANTLY throughout my day speaking of all the monk kidz He allows me to tend to… This right here my friend is MY paycheck for all the food I buy, chop and feed out, floors I scrub, laundry and beds I do, poop I scrub, and bills I pay for the monk children I rescue… Yep I work 50 plus hours per week just to be able to afford THIS PRICELESS TOUCH FROM MS ABBY LOUISE… AND ITS WORTH WAYYYYYYYYY MORE THAN I PAY FOR IT!!! WOW!!! Nobody could possibly even start to understand the value of a love like this!!!! True, Pure, Sincere, Simple!!!! Just can’t get any better!!!! She owns me!!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-23-2025
Lip smacking head tapping ASMR Monkey AbbyLouise

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
71.8K subscribers
3,819 views
Jun 6, 2025
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
The Monkey Queen of ASMR is back in action!!! Can you FEEL her touch as you watch?? ITS THE MOST AMAZING TOUCH ON EARTH!!! The relaxing feeling is more than can be explained.. IT MUST BE FELT BY THOSE LITTLE FINGERS TO UNDERSTAND!! I LOVE her SO MUCH!! She owns me!!! Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-08-2025
Head Neck and Back ASMR Monkey Abby Louise

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
71.7K subscribers
4,116 views
May 29, 2025
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Look at that weee little Java Macaque named Abby Louise working so hard to take care of her pet human!!! Gosh her tiny little fingers bring such a relaxing feeling that honestly can’t be described through words alone… I swear she has a human stuck inside her little nonhuman self!!! This girl is so smart and so FUNNY she is like having my very own comedy show happening LIVE ACTION 24/7!!! She is amazing and I am BLESSED!!! She owns me!!! Life is too short to fit in…
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 06-01-2025
Teresa Bullock
May 3rd 2025
I have fear that I might be turning into a reptile!!!! When the sunshine isn’t out my energy levels plummet and my ability to force myself to do anything #SucksDeluxe and I feel BLAH!!!
ADD SUNSHINE =
LETS DO IT!!!! You don’t want to???? I’ll do it myself!!! #GetterDone
The difference is daylight and dark!!!
Bottom Line??? I NEED CHARGED WITH SOME SUNSHINE PLEASE DEAR #GOD
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-09-2025
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
May 2nd 2025
When you are #PERFECT and you know it!!! #AbbyLouise the #GORGEOUS #IAm!!! Sometimes when I look in the mirror I become mesmerized with the amount of #PERFECTION glaring back at me… #MyHuman thinks it might have something to do with the way my eyes glow as though #God put permanent white eyeliner around both of them so I don’t have to worry about applying makeup unless I want to spice things up now and then… Being a #Queen is a time consuming task but #WTHeck someone has to do it… Hope to see YOU at the 9th Annual Misfitland Homecoming Meet and Greet … IF YOU WANT TO BRING ME A SPECIAL GIFT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MIRRORS, COMBS, BRUSHES, and ANYTHING BEAUTIFUL!!! js
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 05-09-2025
ASMR Master Monkey Abby Louise

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
71.2K subscribers
9,952 views
Apr 3, 2025
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Sometimes all I can do is MELT under her tiny little fingers!!! THANKZ SO MUCH!!! The winter has been WET and I have been working super hard just trying to make a way in and out without sinking or literally being STUCK in the driveway spinning around axle deep in the endless sinking MUD!!!! UGH!!! On have been borrowing Dads tractor and trying to get rocks and blocks from the back of the farm to fill in some of the craters that are causing hard core serious issues with everything.. Of course often I use the 5 pound sludge hammer to bust them up if they are too large or made funny… Needless to say MY BODY HURTS and it’s been hurting seriously BAD for a couple weeks!!! No worries though!!! I have Miss Abby Louise to tend to me!!! Look at her getting busy!!! She is one of the greatest care givers ever sharing her own precious energy with my own!!! PRICELESS!!! She owns me.. Life is too short to fit in!!
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 04-09-2025
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
March 10th 2025
#AbbyLouise the #BESTEST #HELPER EVER #IAm!!! I absolutely LOVE mix it up day!!! Us #MonkKidz eat up to 7 HOURS PER DAY!!!! That’s a whole lotta eatin going on!!! See #God designed us to hunt for what we eat and even though us #Privledge monkz don’t have to work so hard to find subsistence because it often comes to us on a plate it doesn’t change the fact that we are programmed to do so.. As a matter of FACT #MyHuman believes that the #HUNT is actually just as important as what we eat because that is what keeps us moving and HEALTHY!!! Monkeys in the wild can travel up to 2 miles per day hunting, climbing trees, and providing enrichment for the troop.. We don’t sit down and eat “MEALS” like humans do.. DONT GET ME WRONG I WILL GLADLY EAT SOME OF WHAT YOU HAVE but the truth is it isn’t our #1 choice unless you are having salad, grapes, blueberries, strawberries, onions, peppers, zucchini, tomatoes, cucumbers, papaya, etc because quite honestly we prefer the #FRESH VEGGIES and FRUIT… I mean it’s okay to cook my carrots but I kinda like them cut up real small and uncooked.. What you will find us captive monkeys doing ALL DAY LONG is picking through the #SPECIAL #HomeMade #OneOfAKind #TrailMix that you see me helping to mix up right here.. Of course I start with ZuPreem #MonkeyChow.. It is the only monkey biscuits us monkz enjoy.. The other brands end up being swept up and tossed out to the pig and chickens and my human says that stuff is too expensive to be pig food!!! Then I add the goods!!! sunflower seeds, pistachios, peanuts, walnuts, mealworms, bananna chips, freeze dried fruits such as kiwi, papaya, coconut, strawberries, and mangoes, then i top it off with #MyFavorite #FreezeDriedGrasshoppers!!! By golly #ILoveThemSoMuch!!! Then I add the fruit and veggies!! DONT WORRY THEY ARE MADE INTO A SOLID AS WELL!! Actually they too are made by #Zupreem but “technically” made for birds but #WhoCares??? We like them AND THEY LAST LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL FRESH FRUIT AND VEGGIES.. #TheHuman keeps this stuff in our reach 24/7 or at least she tries to… Sometimes we might get carried away and more ends up on the ground than in our trays but hey it is what it is RIGHT??? Us monk children believe that as we dump it onto the ground that we are stimulating our #PetHuman by providing her enrichment and exercise to keep her healthy and able to provide for us.. It’s a cycle of help as far as us #TheTroop is concerned… You take care of me and I take care of you type of thing ya know??? #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn #TheGoodStuff
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-16-2025
Teresa Bullock
March 3rd 2025

#GoodDayMate’s
Hope you are #FeelingTheLove today!!!
#HappyMonday!!! #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-11-2025
Monkey Spit Balls by Abby Louise

Teresa Bullock (Misfitland)
70.8K subscribers
3,781 views
Feb 24, 2025
MISFITLAND MONKEY RESCUE
Her little spit balls crack me up DELUXE!!! I admit at first the spit thing grossed me out but I quickly learned to deal with it… Now instead of flinching I just smile and lay there.. Abby works so hard taking care of me how could I hold something so harmless against her?? I mean seriously who wouldn’t want to be me at this moment??? I am BLESSED DELUXE and I know it.. She owns me!! Life is too short to fit in..
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 03-02-2025
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
February 15th 2025

The Moments I Live For!!!! Remember a few years ago when Miss #AbbyLouise moved in to Misfitland Monkey Rescue and she refused to eat bugs?? I remember her turning her little nose up in the air as though I was off my rocker if I thought SHE would be touching anything that looked like that let alone eat it!!! She is SO FUNNY!!! Then within a few months I seen her chasing a cricket then I finally saw her eat one… Now she is often seen hunting for bugs and totally LOVEZ #StinkBugs!!! I believe I could probably make money renting all the #MonkKidz out for stink bug removal but that’s another story… Abby didn’t climb when she moved in.. Getting up on the couch was a big deal to her and from the way it sounded she had pretty much so been like that since she was rescued at age 9 out of a small dog crate surrounded in peg board that had no type of enrichment or even real view for mental stimulation… It’s #SoSad what some humans are capable of doing to other living beings… I guess we all kinda assumed it was due to the broken tail that has grown totally sideways on her that made her feel unbalanced and uncomfortable with heights and climbing… After Abby was here a year to a year and a half I noticed her starting to leap from the couch to the counter.. I would always tell her how proud I was of her for making such a leap and try to build her confidence in herself.. #Monkeys, like people, love to have their egos rubbed.. Little by little she was taking bigger and bigger leaps and then not to much longer I seen her desiring to be in the banana hammock I have hanging on the kitchen ceiling.. I tell her that she could go up there and that it was for her .. Then one day after a diaper change I held her up offering her a lift to the hammock that she quickly took to and climbed in.. She was so dang cute sitting up there like the Queen that she truly is just ruling her castle.. Then 2 or 3 times I offered/tried to get her down but each time she made it clear she wasn’t ready to come down so of course I just left her up there.. Then probably a hour later she came down on her own!! It was SHAKY DELUXE but she did it herself!!! Then the next few days/weeks she started trying to climb up on her own!!! A few times I had to come running to give her a small BOOST but she did it AND EACH TIME HER PRIDE AND CONFIDENCE WAS BOOSTED BIG TIME!!!! I always try to remind her that I am so PROUD of her for her efforts although a very big part of me thinks SHES GOT THIS NOW and probably don’t need the extra ego boost.. I just LOVE it when she talks back to me proud of herself and tooting her own horn!!! Watch how SMOOTHLY SHE SHOOTS UP THAT ROPE NOW!!!! Her muscles are gaining even more at the age of 23!! #FYI #AbbySays Your never to old to change your body and get that best view you have wanted all of your life!!! #TheGoodStuff #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 02-19-2025
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
January 10th 2025
#NotToday says #AbbyLouise
It’s COLD out there!! Put my blanket down!!! I can feel a draft!! #LeaveMeAlone #SorryNotSorry #CuddleTime #TheGoodStuff #StayWarmMyFriends
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-14-2025
Misfitland Monkey Rescue
January 4th 2025
#TheHuman keeps saying she NEEDS a secretary or even better a personal assistant.. I don’t understand WHY she won’t hire me??? I mean I have amazing computer skills!! Heck I type so fast it can lock the computer up because it can’t keep up with my speedy little fingers!! &&& when it comes to social skills it’s well known that the public would MUCH RATHER deal with me than just about anyone else in the entire world!! I have great communication skills both over the phone and in person!!! What more could an employer look for in an assistant??? I am also willing to work for strawberries and milk bottles.. If I ever figure out how to drive my possibilities will multiply so she better snatch me up while I am still seeking employment in the area.. js
#AbbyLouise #TheGreat #IAm!! #LifeIsTooShortToFitIn #TheGoodStuff
Posted on Misfitland Monkey Rescue on 01-05-2025